In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hate Music. From black metal to MAGA Rap, it’s a weird and wild ride. Also in the show, Daisy the geriatric dog turns out to be a racist baby eater, and Ashtray makes it to the big stage.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hate Music. We infect an entire classroom of children with Salmonella and as usual, we bring ourselves to the brink of orgasm, only to find out there is no Homeless man, and the buffet we were promised is only a can of beans and a couple of fruit roll ups. With me this week is the all seeing Oracle. Oracle only hates one thing. Chinchillas. Not sure why. But it’s obvious he hates them with a fucking passion. Next to him is the fluffy Teddy Bear. A lot of people don’t know this. Teddy is actually a MAGA rapper. His stage name. “The Covfefe prince”. We’ve also got a soot covered Ashtray. Ashtray was once a misguided youth. Fronting the skinhead pink band. “Hitler’s Harem”. He has found his way to the light however. Now he just hates Jews. Last and least, I’m the Mistic. I don’t necessarily seek out hate music. But since I hate all of humanity. It just sort of finds me and this is the Red Eye Report. 

Hate Music





What’s Sexy

Oracle: Ultimate Fighter

Mistic: At least it was fast. 

Teddy: Science center with my son….and weed

Ashtray: Playin on the big stage

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Exploding pipes

Mistic: Are we really still making the Walking Dead shit? 

Ashtray: They found the Titanic sub too fast


In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Punxatawny.  

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