In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hacking Humanity. Believe it or not, the world of Deus Ex might not be that far off in the future, and the people pushing the limits might not be who you’d expect. We also take a look at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And finally, we try to wipe the thought of Ashtray wearing a speedo out of our brains.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Hacking Humanity

Mistic: Back in the day


Teddy: Prosthetics


Oracle: BioHacking


What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Deus Ex Shit

Teddy: Samsung S Gear 2

Mistic: Rob Lowe Roast


Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; 10 Cloverfield Lane

Ask the Idiots:

Rob McMillan – Tulsa, OK – Ashtray: If you were an Olympic swimmer, what part of your disgusting body would look the best in those speedos?

Ginger Baker – South Africa – Oracle: Fuck off you stupid wanka fuck. You think you’re better than me?

Frannie – Albequerque, NM – Mistic: What are your thoughts on Turquoise Anal Beads?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: New Meshuggah song

Oracle: Rhode Island Booze Laws

Teddy: Season Pass for Deus Ex

In all Seriousness: We get it, you Djenty motherfuckers. But give us something new. It’s actually kind of amazing that you can recycle the same shit for over 25 years and still have as many fans as you do. If Necessity is the mother of invention. Then it’s necessary for your Swedish asses to invent a new way to sell your fancy 4/4 timing, cuz I ain’t buying it anymore. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.