Despite being highly-inebriated during this episode, the gang somehow spits interesting knowledge about the Guinness Book of World Records. Also in the show, Ashtray details his hillbilly rendezvous, and Mistic delivers a public safety message about his necessary edibles rations. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.
Guinness Book of World Records
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/
https://www.grunge.com/366744/guinness-world-records-that-are-no-longer-accepted/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloonfest_%2786
https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/793773.shtml
What’s Sexy
Oracle: M&M Edibles
Mistic: Night Spins
Teddy: Father Son late night gaming
Ashtray: Hillbilly rendezvous in Prairie Du Chein
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Steam Summer Sale
Mistic: Engineers, fuck em.
Ashtray: OY – where the oysters?!
Teddy: White pride on Juneteenth
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