Despite being highly-inebriated during this episode, the gang somehow spits interesting knowledge about the Guinness Book of World Records. Also in the show, Ashtray details his hillbilly rendezvous, and Mistic delivers a public safety message about his necessary edibles rations. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

Guinness Book of World Records

What’s Sexy

Oracle: M&M Edibles

Mistic: Night Spins

Teddy: Father Son late night gaming

Ashtray: Hillbilly rendezvous in Prairie Du Chein

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Steam Summer Sale

Mistic: Engineers, fuck em.

Ashtray: OY – where the oysters?!

Teddy: White pride on Juneteenth

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