In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Great Lakes Disasters. November is not a good time to be heading out on Lake Superior! Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about potholes and Teddy can’t shut up about his sink problems.
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In this week’s episode we’re going to talk about dem’ Great God Damn Lakes & their many disasters. The regular Red Eye shipwreck with us every week are:
SS Muffin Top Mystic: delivering nothing but sugar-free advice of “Go Fuck Yourself”
Tugboat Teddy: never charged a white captain less than double
Outrigger Oracle & his Dick Canoe: look up “lateral support cocks” ladies. That’s all I’m saying.
And I’m Ark of the Ashtray: where I took one of every animal, insect and lifeform on this earth aboard – then fucked them all in the face!
And this is the Red Eye Report !
Dane Co Humane Society Pet of the Week
Is Gordy Lightpaws, an American longhair whose paws were burned raw chasing the laser pointer into the fireplace.
Great God Damn Lakes & their disasters
Great Lakes Shipwrecks Disasters Including the Edmund Fitzgerald
Path of the Edmund Fitzgerald
How far away help was
Raising of the Fitz’s bell on July 4th 1995
The SS Eastland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Eastland
“Three Sisters” waves AKA Rouge Waves:
PLAY THESE ORACLE
Simulation example
The most extreme rogue wave on record
What it looks like from a freighter captain’s point of view
Unique footage: Freak wave hits ship
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Switch Emulation
Mistic: George Costanza – Marine Biologist
Teddy:
Ashtray: Stickin’ it to the fish cheaters
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Incompetent bank
Mistic: https://twitter.com/BKCyclones/status/1655992134141345804/photo/1
Ashtray: Potholes to nowhere.
Teddy:Goddamn Sink!!!
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself
Teddy’s Sink
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