In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Great Lakes Disasters. November is not a good time to be heading out on Lake Superior! Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about potholes and Teddy can’t shut up about his sink problems.

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In this week’s episode we’re going to talk about dem’ Great God Damn Lakes & their many disasters. The regular Red Eye shipwreck with us every week are:

SS Muffin Top Mystic: delivering nothing but sugar-free advice of “Go Fuck Yourself”

Tugboat Teddy: never charged a white captain less than double

Outrigger Oracle & his Dick Canoe: look up “lateral support cocks” ladies. That’s all I’m saying.

And I’m Ark of the Ashtray: where I took one of every animal, insect and lifeform on this earth aboard – then fucked them all in the face!

And this is the Red Eye Report !

Dane Co Humane Society Pet of the Week

Is Gordy Lightpaws, an American longhair whose paws were burned raw chasing the laser pointer into the fireplace. 

Great God Damn Lakes & their disasters

Great Lakes Shipwrecks Disasters Including the Edmund Fitzgerald

Shipwrecks on the Great Lakes

Path of the Edmund Fitzgerald

How far away help was

Raising of the Fitz’s bell on July 4th 1995

The SS Eastland

“Three Sisters” waves AKA Rouge Waves:


Simulation example

The most extreme rogue wave on record

What it looks like from a freighter captain’s point of view

Unique footage: Freak wave hits ship

North Sea Big Wave

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Switch Emulation  

Mistic: George Costanza – Marine Biologist


Ashtray:   Stickin’ it to the fish cheaters

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Incompetent bank


Ashtray:  Potholes to nowhere.  

Teddy:Goddamn Sink!!!

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself 

Teddy’s Sink 

That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Ashtray…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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