In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss GPS ankle monitors. Their prevalence has jumped considerably, but who is actually watching them? Also in the show, Ashtray has a stroke and Mistic weighs in on Trope Moon.
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GPS ankle monitors – and how they suck!
Mafuck Mystic, who needs now ankle bracelet. He’s got a robocop boot!
Overlord Dad Oracle, who realized an ankle bracelet was only $150 on Amazon, got one for his potatoe babys
Tinsel tits Teddy
Daisy the Dialisis Donkey who spent years in the mountains of Afghanistan carrying a dialisis machine and now Dane County wont let her die.
What is GPS monitoring?
The BOOM in house arrest since covid –
10 women who have a restraining order against the same man: 37 year old Christopher Welch
Look at these AWOL losers
Mistic: Dodgers think theyre turning Japanese.
Teddy: Another Cruise
Ashtray: The magic of a vibrating butt plug in your partner
Fuck What You Think
Mistic: Trope Moon
Ashtray: fucked up breathing, and ice cold hands
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself
- Waffle House of the Sea
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