GOOD DEEDS – RED EYE REPORT 272

All the negative news got you down? We’re here to help!

Good Deeds

Like Teddy’s mom, giving handies

Retooling manufacturing: 

Breaking Down Plastic:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/08/scientists-create-mutant-enzyme-that-recycles-plastic-bottles-in-hours?

Old Fuck Raises a Shit-Ton of Money:

Tyler Perry Stepping Up:

Motherfucking Jack Dorsey:

Not Just Rich Folk:

What’s Sexy  

Teddy: Quality family time

Oracle: Avermedia finally updated their fucking software.

Mistic: Tiger King

Ashtray: Mining cryptocurrency with biometric data

https://www.visionary-finance.com/news/Microsoft-Files-Patent-to-Use-Brain-Waves-For-Cryptocurrency-Mining?fbclid=IwAR3665YyD7Dw3r__fLjUXkrhn0sq2hRZuM7vl1YMIM_y2ERG3WJzTd3nEmw

Fuck What You Think

Mistic: Conspiracy Theorists

Ashtray: 3D printer mutant ninja problems finally solved

Teddy: Trump’s name on checks

Oracle: Lunch

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