All the negative news got you down? We’re here to help!
Like Teddy’s mom, giving handies
Breaking Down Plastic:
Old Fuck Raises a Shit-Ton of Money:
Tyler Perry Stepping Up:
Motherfucking Jack Dorsey:
Not Just Rich Folk:
Teddy: Quality family time
Oracle: Avermedia finally updated their fucking software.
Mistic: Tiger King
Ashtray: Mining cryptocurrency with biometric data
Fuck What You Think
Mistic: Conspiracy Theorists
Ashtray: 3D printer mutant ninja problems finally solved
Teddy: Trump’s name on checks
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself COVID-19. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Oracle…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!