GOOD DEEDS

All the negative news got you down? We’re here to help!

Like Teddy’s mom, giving handies

Retooling manufacturing:

LEGO Factory is Now Producing Thousands of Protective Plastic Face Masks for Medical Workers

Breaking Down Plastic:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/08/scientists-create-mutant-enzyme-that-recycles-plastic-bottles-in-hours?

Old Fuck Raises a Shit-Ton of Money:

99-Year-Old WWII Veteran Raises $3.3 Million for Hospital Workers Simply By Walking Laps of His Garden

Tyler Perry Stepping Up:

Tyler Perry Picks Up the Tab for All Groceries Purchased During Senior Shopping Hour at 73 Supermarkets

Motherfucking Jack Dorsey:

Twitter Founder Jack Dorsey Just Pledged $1 Billion—28% of His Net Worth—to COVID-19 Relief Efforts

Not Just Rich Folk:

17-Year-Old ‘Angel’ Cashier Picks Up $173 Grocery Bill for Senior Shopper Who Found Himself Short on Cash

What’s Sexy

Teddy: Quality family time

Oracle: Avermedia finally updated their fucking software.

Mistic: Tiger King

Ashtray: Mining cryptocurrency with biometric data

https://www.visionary-finance.com/news/Microsoft-Files-Patent-to-Use-Brain-Waves-For-Cryptocurrency-Mining?fbclid=IwAR3665YyD7Dw3r__fLjUXkrhn0sq2hRZuM7vl1YMIM_y2ERG3WJzTd3nEmw

Fuck What You Think

Mistic: Conspiracy Theorists

Ashtray: 3D printer mutant ninja problems finally solved

Teddy: Trump’s name on checks

Oracle: Lunch

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself COVID-19. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Oracle…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!