All the negative news got you down? We’re here to help!

Good Deeds

Like Teddy’s mom, giving handies

Retooling manufacturing: 

Breaking Down Plastic:

Old Fuck Raises a Shit-Ton of Money:

Tyler Perry Stepping Up:

Motherfucking Jack Dorsey:

Not Just Rich Folk:

What’s Sexy  

Teddy: Quality family time

Oracle: Avermedia finally updated their fucking software.

Mistic: Tiger King

Ashtray: Mining cryptocurrency with biometric data

Fuck What You Think

Mistic: Conspiracy Theorists

Ashtray: 3D printer mutant ninja problems finally solved

Teddy: Trump’s name on checks

Oracle: Lunch

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