In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Gold. How did gold end up being so valuable in the first place? How much gold really exists in the world? We answer those questions and more. We also take a look at the classic film, Blazing Saddles, and finally, we break out the Ouija Board and possess Teddy.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Gold
Oracle: Ye Olde Golde
Mistic: California Gold Rush
Ashtray: New Gold
Oracle: Metal Gear Solid V
Teddy: French Food Banks
Mistic: Vice News Tonight
Ashtray: Ouija: Origins of Evil
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Blazing Saddles; Sicario
Ask the Idiots:
Jimmy Jameson – Princeton, NJ – Ashtray: What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever seen at a wedding?
Stinky Vag – Tijuana, Mexico – Oracle: When are you coming back to have some more fun, my big American soldier man?
Cokehead Fred – Chicago, Ill. – Everyone: Cubs or Indians?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: The NFL
Oracle: Cox Cable
Teddy: Trump Shit
Ashtray: Creeper Jesus
In all Seriousness: A game based on violence is going to be inherently violent. There’s a reason the NFL’s viewership is way down. Because it’s become a game of a bunch of dabbing, Neon wearing pussies. Dick Butkiss is rolling over in his fucking grave and the motherfucker ain’t even dead yet. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.