Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Gangstas
Teddy: Frank Lucas, Nickey Barnes, Bumpy Johnson
Oracle: Rick Ross/Contra
Rick Ross:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Freeway%22_Rick_Ross
http://www.freewayrick.com/?page_id=30
John Kerry:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rick-ross/how-john-kerry-exposed-th_b_2469665.html
Contras:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contras
Mistic: Al Capone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Capone
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Mistic: Walker bein Walker
http://www.channel3000.com/news/walker-protesters-prepared-him-to-confront-global-terrorism/31509262
Ashtray: Turkey Gangs of Madison
Oracle: Jazzpunk
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Battle Royale; A Fantastic Fear of Everything
Ask the Idiots
Craig Stevenson – Port Edward, Oklahoma – Ashtray: If I had Blue Suede shoes, would you step on them?
Missy Boucher – Salem, MA – Oracle: Wanna come to a seance?
Fred Bunker – Cleveland, OH – Mistic: If you had to choose between losing a leg, or fucking a clearly diseased hooker, what would you do?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Ferrari
http://jalopnik.com/heres-how-top-gear-can-test-the-laferrari-against-the-p-1687365910
http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/laferrari-vs-mclaren-p1-vs-porsche-918-spyder
Ashtray: Aaron Shock
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/wlfn1j/spree-man
http://wonkette.com/577578/aaron-schock-hires-nice-lawyers-to-fix-all-his-not-gay-ethics-violations
Oracle: Netanyahu
Teddy: Disney fast passes
In All Seriousness (3 minutes):
In all seriousness, If you’re gay, you’re gay. Don’t hide behind a wall of Downton Abby valour and Katy Perry tickets. Embrace that shit…..live that shit. You may not get re-elected, or respect or basic rights. And you know what, you’ll finally get to see what it’s like to have others make decisions for you about your sexual orientation. But, hey you’ll be happy. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or fuck us, we’re down for whatever……I’m Mistic…..this is The RED EYE REPORT!!!!!