In this 400th episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Future Tech. What are cool technologies that will change our lives within the next decade? Also in the show, Ashtray corrupts Icelandic Polka Party Goers. And Oracle has a meltdown over his Hello Fresh “gift.”
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In this 400th episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Future Tech. What are cool technologies that will change our lives in the next decade? With me this week is Technodad Teddy. This man lives a techno lifestyle. He wakes up with techno in his ears and raves all day. We also have the mystic, Mystic. He can actually see into the future. Give him a can of gas station chili and sit him on the pot, and he’ll tell you your future. Have fun with that. We also have Android Ashtray. Ashtray is the man with the plan when it comes to Android Aardvarks. Doesn’t get more hipster than that. Finally, there’s me, Oracle. I like future shit. I’ve got my Palm Pilot fired up and all my Ask Jeeves links ready. Buckle up. This is the Red Eye Report.
https://www.sciencefocus.com/future-technology/future-technology-22-ideas-about-to-change-our-world
Necrobotics
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-use-dead-spiders-to-grip-objects-180980498/
Catapulting satellites into space
https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/startup-nasa-space-catapult
Brain reading robots
https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/this-robot-arm-can-be-controlled-by-the-power-of-your-brain
3D printed bones
Digital “twins” that track your health
Self-healing ‘living concrete’
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_building_material
https://www.cell.com/matter/fulltext/S2590-2385(19)30391-1
What’s Sexy 
Oracle: Quake 2 Remastered
Mistic: Somebody’s got a frowny face
Teddy: Armored Core 6
Ashtray: Crashing the private polka party
https://www.facebook.com/theodore.droessler.94/videos/276485585236762
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Hello, Go Fuck Yourself
Mistic: Fuck yo debate
Teddy: Playstation portal
Ashtray:
Chechen Fighters Claim Ukrainian Drones With ‘Claws’ Are Abducting Russian Troops
https://www.thedailybeast.com/chechen-fighters-ukrainian-drones-with-claws-abducting-russian-troops
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Hello Fresh. Ya dumb bitch.
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