In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the French Foreign Legion. How unique is this military group and how did they start? Interesting stuff. Also in the show, Oracle shows off his pumpkin bits and Ashtray does it by hand.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the bloody Frogs. We fail at almost everything. And as usual, we proclaim our love for Donald Trump. With me this week is the fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy loves Fench stuff. Fries, Croissants and especially the Menage a twat. It’s like a Menage a tois, but involves 3 women scissoring while Teddy seductively smokes a cigarette under a street lamp. Next to him is the all seeing Oracle. He once spent 6 days in a FFL training facility. He thought it was a TGIFridays, cuz he got dosed with some crazy french acid by a whore looking to steal his money. Jokes on that bitch though. He didnt have any. Weve also got a soot covered Ashtray. Ashtray has a horrible obsession with wanting an Alien facehugger. Im assuming it stems from some childhood trauma involving a snake and raccoon. But thats just an assumption. Last and Least, im the Mistic. Fuck the French and this is the Red Eye Report.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Foreign_Legion
https://aeon.co/essays/why-young-men-queue-up-to-die-in-the-french-foreign-legion
What’s Sexy
Mistic: A NEW CAR!!!!
Oracle: Pumpkins
Teddy: Parenting Level Up!!
Ashtray: If you want it to look real, you got to do it by hand!
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Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Olympic bullshit
Mistic: Political Ads.
Ashtray: Mesh Banner Madness
Teddy: Raygun
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Pepe.
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