In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Fraud. We sacrifice a bag of sour patch kids to the diabetes gods and as usual, we berate a polish immigrant in broken Cyrillic.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Fraud
Oracle: Life Insurance
Ashtray: Health Care
Mistic: Arson and other shit
Teddy: Ponzi Schemes
Oracle: Lazy McDougan
Teddy: Attack on Titan
Mistic: World Series
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Dog Day Afternoon; Blazing Saddles
Ask the Idiots:
Katrina Wentworth – El Paso, TX – Teddy: Would you rather get a blowjob while playing Nintendo, or get one good shot at Donald Trump?
Father O’Kelly – New York, NY – Ashtray: Do you remember when we used to have our secret meetings? Good
Jimmy – Madison, KY – Oracle: Would you rather fuck a man named Rick, or an unlubricated fleshlight?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: The Walking Dead Superfans
Oracle: Loudmouth Fucks
Teddy: Baseball bat bitch
Ashtray: Milwaukee Popo
In all Seriousness: People……it’s a fucking TV show. Those characters you’ve fallen in love with, aren’t real. Do all of you need to live vicariously through an apocalypse to be able to handle your meaningless lives? Or is it that the show is just that good? Nah….you’re all just sheep, unoriginal, pathetic sheep. Just like the media you consume. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.