In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Fraud. We sacrifice a bag of sour patch kids to the diabetes gods and as usual, we berate a polish immigrant in broken Cyrillic.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Fraud

Oracle: Life Insurance

Ashtray: Health Care

Mistic: Arson and other shit

Teddy: Ponzi Schemes

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Lazy McDougan

Teddy: Attack on Titan

Mistic: World Series

Ashtray: Holo-jecture

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Dog Day Afternoon; Blazing Saddles

Ask the Idiots:

Katrina Wentworth – El Paso, TX – Teddy: Would you rather get a blowjob while playing Nintendo, or get one good shot at Donald Trump?

Father O’Kelly – New York, NY – Ashtray: Do you remember when we used to have our secret meetings? Good

Jimmy – Madison, KY – Oracle: Would you rather fuck a man named Rick, or an unlubricated fleshlight?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: The Walking Dead Superfans

Oracle: Loudmouth Fucks

Teddy: Baseball bat bitch

Ashtray: Milwaukee Popo

In all Seriousness: People……it’s a fucking TV show. Those characters you’ve fallen in love with, aren’t real. Do all of you need to live vicariously through an apocalypse to be able to handle your meaningless lives? Or is it that the show is just that good? Nah….you’re all just sheep, unoriginal, pathetic sheep. Just like the media you consume. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.