In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Food. Where did bread come from? What’s the grossest food out there? We answer those questions and more. We also review Arrival, and finally, we spread the gospel of anarchist potholes.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Food
Teddy: Slave cuisine
Ashtray: Americanized shit
Mistic: Gross Ethnic shit
Oracle: Rayman Origins
Mistic: Resistance Radio
Ashtray: Livermore Lab
Teddy: Non violent retaliation
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Arrival; The Shining
Ask the Idiots:
Timothy Franklin – Ashtray – McDermott, TN: Have you ever felt the sweet embrace of Jasmine in your butt?
Jimminy Cricket – Oracle – Yo head: It’s scary in here, when are you going to let me out?
Faye Johnson – Mistic – Champagne, IL: 2 part question. Does Ashtray look like a bitch to you? If so, then I knew it, if not, then why you always tryin to fuck him then?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Rachel Maddow taking the bait
Ashtray: Anarchist potholes
Teddy: Trump Rally in Nashville
In all Seriousness: Liberals need to stop taking the bait. If we don’t give them any publicity, then their popularity will wane. Stop being a bunch of buttercups and nut up. Treat Republicants like they’ve been treating you for the last 8 years. Fuck with em at every turn. Just stop taking the bait on the little shit. The little shit doesn’t matter, it’s the big orange dipshit that worries me. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.