In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Food. Where did bread come from? What’s the grossest food out there? We answer those questions and more. We also review Arrival, and finally, we spread the gospel of anarchist potholes.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Food

Oracle: Bread

Teddy: Slave cuisine

Ashtray: Americanized shit

Mistic: Gross Ethnic shit

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Rayman Origins

Mistic: Resistance Radio

Ashtray: Livermore Lab

Teddy: Non violent retaliation

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Arrival; The Shining

Ask the Idiots:

Timothy Franklin – Ashtray – McDermott, TN: Have you ever felt the sweet embrace of Jasmine in your butt?

Jimminy Cricket – Oracle – Yo head: It’s scary in here, when are you going to let me out?

Faye Johnson – Mistic – Champagne, IL: 2 part question. Does Ashtray look like a bitch to you? If so, then I knew it, if not, then why you always tryin to fuck him then?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):  

Mistic: Rachel Maddow taking the bait

Ashtray: Anarchist potholes

Teddy: Trump Rally in Nashville

Oracle: Charlotte

In all Seriousness: Liberals need to stop taking the bait. If we don’t give them any publicity, then their popularity will wane. Stop being a bunch of buttercups and nut up. Treat Republicants like they’ve been treating you for the last 8 years. Fuck with em at every turn. Just stop taking the bait on the little shit. The little shit doesn’t matter, it’s the big orange dipshit that worries me. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.