In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss flops. When something launches, and well, it flops, it’s a mega kick in the nuts. Was it warranted? You be the judge. We take a look at a few epic fails. Also in the show, hot takes on Andor Season 2, and Ashtray pulls out his RUMP watch.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss flops. When something launches, and well, it flops, it’s a mega kick in the nuts. Was it warranted? You be the judge. We take a look at a few epic fails. With me tonight is Always Flopping Like a Crappie, Ashtray. His flop is a different variety. Lots of hip action and hand jobs. Next to him is Two Timing Teddy. He’s got unlimited mulligans. If he doesn’t hit his target the first time, he might get it by the tenth. We also have Maybe I Shit Myself, Mistic. It’s like playing Russian Roulette, except with turds. Finally, there’s me Out of Order Oracle. I’m rundown and broken. But this is America, and well, when I get old my life will be extra painful. And this is the Red Eye Report.
Dane County Pet of the Week:
Arnie’s Asshole.
Arnie is not even an animal. Groundskeeper. Eats a lot of herring and chili.
Flops
NK Ship Image – https://sl.bing.net/f1f8iN34m
https://youtu.be/_5y_IKATccE?si=HBUSZb6O0pJ7V-Q9 – ship flops
https://time.com/13549/the-10-worst-product-fails-of-all-time
https://sl.bing.net/b7pZMMyrxka – edsel pic
https://sl.bing.net/ecLmMjhBlS0 – hp touchpad pic
https://youtu.be/2za2IK8FQoM?si=hVFf3yfXq_YOiCcV – crystal pepsi ad
https://youtu.be/7RUQsrrTC9w?si=orfHGSvUtdshADsS – touch of yogurt commercial
https://youtu.be/NhUHSYh7jUI?si=i4GF5WI0s0t-sQCw – coors water commercial
Movie Flops – https://movieweb.com/biggest-box-office-bombs-ever/
Apple Newton – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Newton
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Enhanced Games
Mistic: Andor Season 2.
Teddy: Sons Grades
Ashtray: RUMP watch
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Andor Season 2 Timeline
Mistic: Flag Football? Come on man.
Teddy: Goddamn traffic
Ashtray: Ratchet Mom
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Hot Weiners!!
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