In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about fireworks.
It’s so damn hot out tonight. Everything is hot. There’s Mistic, our hot fat dude. Teddy, our hot black dude. Oracle, our hot East coast starving poet dude. And myself, Ashtray our hot drunk trippin’ on shrooms dude.
I can’t even think.
I can only wonder … how long this bag of frozen peas under my nutsack is going to stay cold.
Is this … the Red Eye Report?
What they look like on the inside
Where they get their colors from
Mystic: Doing packages
Ashtray: Shrooms and Pork Butt
Fuck What You Think
Mystic: NBA super teams
Teddy: Nathan’s hotdog contest
Ashtray: Airforce 4th of July flyovers will count as training
Oracle: Public event slobs
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Harvard, Illinois. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Oracle…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!