In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss amazing Feats of Endurance. These are simply mind blowing! Also in show, it snowed six inches in Tennessee, and it’s mayhem. It snowed more than six inches in Wisconsin, and it’s a different kind of mayhem.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss incredible Feats of Endurance. With me this week is Anabolic Ashtray. He hold the Jr. Midwest record for face fucks at 100 in an hour. It’s an incredible record on it’s own, but he has a long way to go to match 300, held by a Texan old folks home attendant. Next to Ashtray is Terrific Teddy. He holds the record for toe nails. Eating them. 10 pounds worth of toe nails. wtf dude. We also have Mutoid Mistic. He has a number of incredible feats of endurance under his belt. Many are around eating and shitting. Finally there’s me. I don’t have any feats of endurance records. I’m too fucking lazy. So I guess I’ll lead this 416th episode of the Red Eye Report. That’s as many as that “How It’s Made Show.” That has to count for something. Here we go. 

Dane County Humane Society

Bear and Lassie 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

You’ll be missed

Feats of Endurance


Athletic Endurance


More Crazy Shit


Dumb Shit


What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Tetrarch

Mistic: Fargo Season 5. 

Teddy: Driving around southerners in the snow

Ashtray: Helping a stranger, even when you barely can.

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Can we all just calm the fuck down?

Mistic: Fuck the cold and snow and Wisconsin in general

Teddy: Goddammit southern snow

Ashtray: Madison Isthmus roads are still fucked


In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Pakistan!

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