In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about famous ransoms, extortion plots, and the art of the deal (when your life depends on it).
We break down the wildest abduction cases in history, from Whitney Houston saving Bobby Brown from “The Preacher Crew” to the bizarre grave-robbing of Charlie Chaplin. Plus, we find out why a university student stole a philosopher’s preserved head.
In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report we’re talking about famous ransoms.
And our usual kidnapped victims are;
Obviously Stokholmed Oracle; who keeps winking at our kidnappers, and complimenting their track suits.
It’s the little things Mystic; who wont stop bitching about the 1 ply toilet paper, but is still hogging it all.
This is nothing like the comic Teddy; who is really offended his ransom is 75% lower than ours.
All I know is this Time Share sounded legit Ashtray; who’s low rent RER vacation idea got us all kidnapped in the first place – and this is the Red Eye Report
Dane Co Humane Society pet of the week: Monty the Water Buffalo, who was excommunicated from his heard for Ed McMann impressions. “Herrrrrrrrre’s Monty!”
Famous Ransoms
Nancy Guthrie; mother of NBC Today Show host Savannah Guthrie missing
Savannah Guthrie’s brother-in-law was the last person to see mom Nancy before she vanished
Bobby Brown, 1993 – $400,000 kidnapped by The Preacher Crew
” Bobby Brown Gets Kidnaped, and Whitney Houston Is The Real Gangster ” David Collins “
The Animal’s tour manager; Kevin Deverich – kidnapped by Yakuza
Charlie Chaplin’s Corpse; 1978 two men dug up his corpse and demanded $600,000 from his widow.
When Charlie Chaplin’s Body Was Stolen | Dark Hollywood
Jeremy Bentham’s head: his preserved head was stolen by students at the University of London
The Curious Case of Famed Philosopher Jeremy Bentham’s Body
Atahualpa, emperor of the Incas: tricked by the conquistador Francisco Pizarro
How Did the Spaniards Trap the Inca Leader Atahualpa?
The Lindbergh Baby: kidnapped from his bedroom – $50,000 ransom
CRIME OF THE CENTURY: Lindbergh Kidnapper Brought to Justice | History’s Greatest Mysteries: Solved
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Keychron K2 HE
Magnetic Switch Keyboard
Mistic: Fuckin Nerds
Teddy: Sister in law out!!
Ashtray: Serial Defacator finally caught!
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Fucking Piece of Shit Computer
Beelink SER5
Mistic: I don’t want to buy your shit.
Teddy: My fucking phone hasn’t shipped yet
Ashtray: El Paso Airspace closure
https://www.bbc.com/ne cws/articles/cqxdwjn578do
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself
- Dawson’s Creek
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