This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re going to bring you some Fake News. We also review The Magnificent Seven. Finally, Ashtray gives tips on stealing your neighbor’s wifi.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Fake News
Oracle: Ye olde shit
Teddy: Emancipation Proclamation
Ashtray: German Shit
Mistic: Trump and the Fake News
Mistic: Black Sails
Ashtray: Getting Wifi from the neighbors.
Teddy: Nintendo Switch
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Magnificent Seven; Arrival
Ask the Idiots:
Yolanda Campbell – Newport, CT – Teddy: Where the weed at?
Jason Statham – England – Oracle: I like your style kid, when it comes to fucking hookers. Do you brand yours, or not?
Phillip Newhousen – Louisville, KY – Ashtray: You still having asshole problems?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Alex Jones
Ashtray: Giving up Canoe book
In all Seriousness: Dude, you don’t have to bring yourself within an inch of a stroke every time you talk about something. Your rampant fervor is getting old. I know, you have all these listeners and you’re so popular. You know what? Kim Kardashian has a lot of followers too. So does Justin Bieber. Popularity isn’t an indicator of quality. American Idol proved that Alex. Now calm the fuck down. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.