This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re going to bring you some Fake News. We also review The Magnificent Seven. Finally, Ashtray gives tips on stealing your neighbor’s wifi.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Fake News

Oracle: Ye olde shit

Teddy: Emancipation Proclamation


Ashtray: German Shit


Mistic: Trump and the Fake News



What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Eluktronics


Mistic: Black Sails


Ashtray: Getting Wifi from the neighbors.

Teddy: Nintendo Switch

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Magnificent Seven; Arrival

Ask the Idiots:

Yolanda Campbell – Newport, CT – Teddy: Where the weed at?

Jason Statham – England – Oracle: I like your style kid, when it comes to fucking hookers. Do you brand yours, or not?

Phillip Newhousen – Louisville, KY – Ashtray: You still having asshole problems?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Hunters


Mistic: Alex Jones

Ashtray: Giving up Canoe book

Oracle: Taboo

In all Seriousness: Dude, you don’t have to bring yourself within an inch of a stroke every time you talk about something. Your rampant fervor is getting old. I know, you have all these listeners and you’re so popular. You know what? Kim Kardashian has a lot of followers too. So does Justin Bieber. Popularity isn’t an indicator of quality. American Idol proved that Alex. Now calm the fuck down. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.