Extremist Assholes Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Extremist Assholes

Teddy: Christian Extremists

Mistic: ISIS and Al Qaeda

Ashtray: Boko Haram

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Ashtray: Glass shop in Platteville

Teddy: Anonymous Fuckin’ Niggas Up


Mistic: 2Chainz beatdown of Nancy Grace


Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Stretch; No Escape

Ask the Idiots

Kelly McDaniels – Flint, MI – Teddy: Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Nathan Baumgartner – Germantown, WI – Mistic: Peekaboo……

Holly Monroe – Salem, MA – Ashtray: I heard you blasted off a crown with your water pick the other day. I used my water pick to get rid of my nasty gag reflex, so I could some deepthroatin’. Problem is, it leaves a wicked bad bruise in the back of              your troat….you ever have a problem like that?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Ashtray: Boko Haram Being Dicks


Teddy: Ted Cruz in charge of NASA


Mistic: Ray Lewis on Tom Brady


In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all Seriousness, when are people going to learn, we’re all different. There is no reason for anyone to care what anyone else does with their lives. Instead, extremism invades our society in so many different forms and fashions. Wether you’re cuttin peoples heads off for not believing in the same god as you. Or you’re mowing down innocent people with AK fire, for drawing a cartoon of your prophet. We here at the RED EYE REPORT have a resounding GO FUCK YOURSELF, for you. Mind your own god damn business. Live life by your own rules and dogmas….but try to understand that the rest of us don’t fucking care. We don’t believe in the same shit as you…..and that’s alright. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or Fuck us…..we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic. This is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!!!

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