Did you know there are Exclusion Zones around the globe where you can’t use any type of radio equipment, WiFi, or even your sparkplugs might be too electromagnetically loud? Also in the show, Oracle gets a plumbing tune-up, and Teddy goes back to the D.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss being quiet. We find out just how sensitive Ashtray is about his bald head and as usual, we fend for ourselves in the cold, cold world of podcasting. With me this week is the fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy doesn’t do Vrbo. It’s Airbnb or nothing at all. Next to him is the all seeing Oracle. He once had an exclusion zone around his garden, but the Rabbits saw to that Bullshit. We’ve also got a soot covered Ashtray. The only thing Ashtray has ever excluded from his life are Eskimos. For some reason he has an unhealthy aversion to Eskimos. I don’t get it. Last and least, i’m the Mistic. Fuck me right. And this is the Red Eye Report.
Exclusion Zones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_quiet_zone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Bank_Observatory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_Grove_Station
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32758042
What’s Sexy
Mistic: The Bondsman
Oracle: Plumbing Tuneup
Teddy: Going back to the D
Ashtray: Fyre Festival 2 is canceled!
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Nerd Beef
Mistic: Trumpty Dumpty
Ashtray: Space Sluts!
Katy Perry and friends hilariously mocked, labelled cringe after 11-minute all female space mission
https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2025/04/katy-perry-space-celebrity/682476
Teddy: Switch
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Baz Luhrman
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