In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get super high, and Mistic tells us some rando facts about gay people throughout history. Also in the show, Teddy crushes on Master Ken, and Ashtray tells us about his about a weirdo dream involving his ex…or is this the dream? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

GAY!!!!

Gay https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_history

https://medium.com/lessons-from-history/sacred-band-of-thebes-4d3ae20987ec#:~:text=The%20Sacred%20Band%20of%20Thebes%20defeated%20even%20the%20Spartans&text=The%20Sacred%20Band%20was%20an,the%20Spartan%20control%20of%20Greece.

Gay (cowboys)

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/sep/23/kissing-cowboys-queer-rodeo-stars-bucking-macho-american-tradition-luke-gilford-national-anthem

Gay

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Court_System

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Organized Covid shit

Mistic: The Great Escapists

Teddy: Master Ken

Ashtray:  “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” documentary by Adam Curtis

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/reviews/can-t-get-you-out-of-my-head-review-adam-curtis-b1800407.html

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Cancel Culture

Mistic: Tom Brady

Ashtray:   Stupid dream killing Ex wife

Teddy:  Gorilla Glue Cunt

 In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Stoughton, WI. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Ashtray…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!