Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Epic Heists

Teddy: Millenium Dome Heist

Ashtray: Boston Museum Heist

http://www.sheboyganpress.com/story/life/2015/03/21/boston-museum-marks-years-since-infamous-art-theft/25149755/

Oracle: Collar Bomb

http://www.wired.com/2010/12/ff_collarbomb/all/1

Mistic: Mafia Heists

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Burke_(gangster)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lufthansa_heist

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1978%E2%80%9379_Boston_College_basketball_point_shaving_scandal

http://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2013/12/07/history/post-perspective/the-mona-lisa-heist.html

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Mistic: Buy my book, or else.

http://www.audible.com/pd/Fiction/A-Psychos-Medley-Audiobook/B00USOBEF8/ref=a_search_c4_1_1_srTtl?qid=1427338568&sr=1-1

Oracle: Bergdahl – Prepare your Anus

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-32060445

Teddy: Dreads

http://dailycaller.com/2015/03/25/andrew-mccutchen-gets-first-haircut-in-8-years-will-auction-dreadlocks-for-charity-video/

Ashtray: University of Phoenix

http://money.cnn.com/2015/03/25/investing/university-of-phoenix-apollo-earnings-tank/?iid=TL_Popular

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Mud; Birdman

Ask the Idiots

1. Flavio Bonacelli – Oklahoma City, OK – Ashtray: You like a da spicy meatball?
2. Gary Farnesworth – Somewhere in your apartment – Mistic: What did you eat for lunch? Your farts kind of smell weird.
3. Deep Blue – Norad – Oracle: Want to play a game?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Parking Lot Bastard

http://fox13now.com/2015/03/18/womans-rude-note-over-handicapped-parking-spot-goes-viral/

Oracle: The Dark Side

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/24/isis-star-wars-tunisia_n_6936188.html

Ashtray: Alternate Therapist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yY67Kw7Qu4

Teddy: Vietnam Vet fiasco

http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/vietname-womens-memorial-kids/2015/03/25/id/634430/

In all seriousness: In all seriousness, instead of ISIS taking over iconic movie sets. How about they take over Phil Robertson’s house. You know what, there’s probably some movie sets on his massive compound too. They’ve shot more adult oriented films like Star Whores: The Umpire spanks back. And Return of the the Jew Thigh. Because, Phil man, judging from the complex atheistic sex fiascos that come out of your head, you have got to have some sexual skeletons in your closet. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com, or our facebook. Facebook.com/theredeyereport…….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……