Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Epic Heists
Teddy: Millenium Dome Heist
Ashtray: Boston Museum Heist
Oracle: Collar Bomb
Mistic: Mafia Heists
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Mistic: Buy my book, or else.
Oracle: Bergdahl – Prepare your Anus
Ashtray: University of Phoenix
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Mud; Birdman
Ask the Idiots
- Flavio Bonacelli – Oklahoma City, OK – Ashtray: You like a da spicy meatball?
- Gary Farnesworth – Somewhere in your apartment – Mistic: What did you eat for lunch? Your farts kind of smell weird.
- Deep Blue – Norad – Oracle: Want to play a game?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Parking Lot Bastard
Oracle: The Dark Side
Ashtray: Alternate Therapist
Teddy: Vietnam Vet fiasco
In all seriousness: In all seriousness, instead of ISIS taking over iconic movie sets. How about they take over Phil Robertson’s house. You know what, there’s probably some movie sets on his massive compound too. They’ve shot more adult oriented films like Star Whores: The Umpire spanks back. And Return of the the Jew Thigh. Because, Phil man, judging from the complex atheistic sex fiascos that come out of your head, you have got to have some sexual skeletons in your closet. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com, or our facebook. Facebook.com/theredeyereport…….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……