In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle breaks down magnets. Want to buy a magnet that can mangle the fingers of your small children? We’ve got you covered! It turns out, the biggest magnet, the Earth, is getting a little shifty! Also on the show, Ashtray reminds us that the robots are coming to kill us and Teddy tells us a about a hilarious encounter with an air conditioner salesman in Home Depot.

Magnets

History of electromagnetism:

https://www.thoughtco.com/electromagnetism-timeline-1992475

https://science.howstuffworks.com/magnet.htm

https://www.ucl.ac.uk/EarthSci/people/lidunka/GEOL2014/Geophysics9%20-Magnetism/Useful%20papers/Magnetism.htm

How motherfucking magnets are made:

Magnet Fishing:

Hilarious Redneck testing magnets:

World’s strongest magnet:

https://gizmodo.com/scientists-in-florida-make-the-worlds-strongest-magnet-1835489674

Flipping poles:

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/02/earth-magnetic-field-flip-poles-spinning-magnet-alanna-mitchell/#close

Don’t Freak out:

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/01/earth-magnetic-field-flip-north-south-poles-science/

She’s a movin!

http://www.esa.int/Applications/Observing_the_Earth/Swarm/Magnetic_north_and_the_elongating_blob

South Atlantic Anomaly:

https://phys.org/news/2020-05-swarm-probes-weakening-earth-magnetic.html

How they detect this stuff from the past:

https://www.sciencealert.com/something-mysterious-under-southern-africa-dramatically-weakening-earth-s-magnetic-field-south-atlantic-anomaly#:~:text=The%20region%20that%20concerns%20scientists%20the%20most%20at,radiation%20it%27s%20letting%20through%20could%20disrupt%20their%20electronics.

What’s Sexy 

Teddy: ½ oz 

Oracle: The Last of Us Part II

Mistic: The Degenerates

Ashtray: Boston Dynamics SPOT

Fuck What You Think

Teddy: Stupid salesmen 

Oracle: The difference between my rabid-ass life and sitting on a porch in Vermont

Mistic: Eurovision

Ashtray: Random stabbings in the neighborhood. 

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