In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle breaks down magnets. Want to buy a magnet that can mangle the fingers of your small children? We’ve got you covered! It turns out, the biggest magnet, the Earth, is getting a little shifty! Also on the show, Ashtray reminds us that the robots are coming to kill us and Teddy tells us a about a hilarious encounter with an air conditioner salesman in Home Depot.
History of electromagnetism:
How motherfucking magnets are made:
Hilarious Redneck testing magnets:
World’s strongest magnet:
Don’t Freak out:
She’s a movin!
South Atlantic Anomaly:
How they detect this stuff from the past:
Teddy: ½ oz
Oracle: The Last of Us Part II
Mistic: The Degenerates
Ashtray: Boston Dynamics SPOT
Fuck What You Think
Teddy: Stupid salesmen
Oracle: The difference between my rabid-ass life and sitting on a porch in Vermont
Ashtray: Random stabbings in the neighborhood.
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