In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Easter – its pagan origins, why there’s a bunny to begin with, and just how much money we sink into filling our Easter baskets. We also take a look at the movie, Dope, and finally we cry about crybabies.

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Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Easter

Oracle: History


Ashtray: Mardi Gras


Teddy: Money in the Bunny


Mistic: Whatever

What’s Sexy

Teddy: Geenyus

Oracle: Masturbator


Mistic: Daredevil


Ashtray: Traktor

Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Dope; Spotlight

Ask the Idiots

Steven A. Benedict – Harland, NJ – Teddy: Rock, Paper or Scissors

Ken Hind – Tallahassee, FL – Ashtray: How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Fred Flintstone – Bedrock – Everyone: Yabba dabba do……

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Grown ass men who act like bitches

Oracle: Student in North Korea


Ashtray: Traktor update crashing twice

Mistic: Republican crybaby bullshit

In all Seriousness: Just fucking stop already. If you want to keep your fucking jobs, you had better start doing them. If only there were a way that people who are upset with how well their government is or isn’t working, could remove these politicians and install people who will do their jobs. If only…..OH YEAH…..IT’ S CALLED VOTING!!!!! That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.