In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss who gets labeled a domestic terrorist and why? Oracle salivates over the majestic and mysterious PS5. And my god, how could they have possibly screwed up Chuckie so bad!
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In this episode of the red eye report, we discuss the bullshit that is going on in Kenosha. We kick the shit out of silver nippled cybercock. And as usual, we throw caution and a bit of shit to the wind. With me this week is the all seeing Oracle. Not a lot of people know this but oracle was recruited to be in a freedom loving, god fearing militia. With his military training hes a perfect candidate. Then they found out he has an English degree and the gaydar went up I guess. Ended that recruitment right quick. Next to him is the soot covered ashtray. He was actually and this is a true story, questioned by the FBI cuz they thought he was a terrorist. Nothing funny about it. Totally true story. Lyin fuck. We’ve also got a fluffy Teddy burr. Teddy once belonged to ANTOFA. Not to be confused with ANTIFA. Nope, this is All Negroes Think Of Fuckin Ass. Last and least, I’m the Mistic. And I would like to end with a Killer Mike quote. “When we usher in chaos, just know that we did it smiling” And this is the red eye report!!!!!
Oracle: Smooth Transition
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Menus within Menus
Mistic: New Horror movies
Ashtray: Immigrants, don’t know what’s going on during the Trump show
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Kenosha PD. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Ashtray…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!