DICTATORS – RED EYE REPORT 175

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Dictators. You know Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-un, and Benito Mussolini. Where did they come from? What makes a dictator? What kind of cheese do they like? We also review the movie The Lobster. Spoiler alert – it’s weird. And finally, Ashtray gives us tips on how to get rid of those pesky dick taters that crop up if you don’t wash for a few days.

Introduction and Fuck What You Think:

Oracle: DMV

Mistic: Orthotics

Ashtray: Neo Nazis getting found out

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/08/charlottesville-employment/536838/

Teddy: Charlottesville

Main Conversation:

Oracle: Fun and Wacky Facts

http://list25.com/25-ridiculous-truths-and-stories-about-crazy-dictators/

Ashtray: Polpot

http://www.history.com/topics/pol-pot

Mistic: Gadaffi and Mao

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_Gaddafi

https://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo

Teddy: The Kim’s

http://www.ranker.com/list/craziest-things-north-korean-leaders-have-claimed/nathan-gibson?var=9&utm_expid=16418821-321.JB5yr2hCTp2WeaBHXzLclg.2&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fl.facebook.com%2F

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_dynasty_(North_Korea)

http://www.thecitizen.in/index.php/NewsDetail/index/6/5186/10-Myths-That-Are-Facts-In-North-Korea-Kim-Jong-IL-Invented-The-Hamburger

Conspiracy Corner:

Heyrod discusses conspiracies

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Lobster; Full Metal Jacket

Ask the Idiots:

Jill Stern – Walla Walla, WA – Everybody: If you could turn into an animal like in The Lobster, what would it be?

Brian Johnson – New Haven, CT – Teddy: Why do you always sound like you’re playing video games?

Pauline Parsons – Bakersfield, CA – Ashtray: On a scale of one to ten. How scared are you of The Trump Train?

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: TitanFall 2 Campaign

Ashtray: Batin a bitch

Mistic: Juggalos vs Nazis

Teddy: Rick and Morty Season 3

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Dayton, Ohio. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!