In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Deliberate Cold Exposure. Why are people buying cold exposure barrels for $1200? Are the health benefits really there? Also on the show, Marigold the alcoholic mink makes an appearance, and Teddy somehow gets Diablo 4 for super cheap. 

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Deliberate Cold Exposure. With me this week is the towel covered Teddy. When he’s not out yelling at old white women in the Aldi’s parking lot, Teddy is whipping some ass with his towels at the YMCA locker room. We also have megathermal Mistic. A little known fact, Mistic continuously produces the heat equivalent of water buffalos mating. If you listen closely, you can even hear the wet slapping of the Serengeti. We also have cold water enema Ashtray. Keep your garden hose away from this man. And finally there’s me, Old Cold Oracle. 

Deliberate Cold Exposure

Cost of Cryochambers

Cost of Cold Plunge Tubs,%2C%20filtration%20system%2C%20and%20temperature.

History of Cryotherapies

Washington Post

Benefits of Cold Exposure

Wim Hof


More notes on Huberman

BBC protecting against dementia

Paws for the Cause

Merigold the Alcoholic Mink

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Avira Prime

Mistic: Fire from the Gods

Teddy: Diablo 4 on the cheap

Ashtray:  Ecstatic Dance at the Wil-Mar center

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Hardwood Floor Restoration

Mistic: Don’t you go dying on us



In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself (insert random entity)

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