DECLASSIFIED DUMBNESS – EP 491

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss weird classified projects. Also on the show, Shaggy Dog Sheeran and getting trapped on I-90 in Chicago and filling up your adult diaper. 

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On this episode of the Red eye Report we talk about weird projects the government did.

Project Azorian

https://www.cia.gov/legacy/museum/exhibit/project-azorian

Project Acoustic Kitty

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty

Operation fishbowl 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Fishbowl

Project A119

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119

Operation ivey Bells 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ivy_Bells

Project pluto

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Not Today

Mistic: The New Grand Tour

Teddy: Blood of the Dawnwalker

Ashtray: The Shaggy Dog Sheeran lost all his musicians

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Adult Diaper Alley

Mistic:  You gonna fuck that Chicken!

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/kash-patel-defends-new-fbi-policy-bestiality-senate-hearing-rcna598017

Teddy: 

Ashtray: Kill all humans already, AI!

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Bobby Brown. 

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