In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the history of Presidential Debates in this country. It might not be as much of a storied institution as you might think. 

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In this episode of the RER. We discuss debates. We learn all about the sexual proclivities of Lumberjacks and as usual, we kill all semblance of normalcy with our disgusting comments. With me this week is the fluffy Teddy Bear. The only thing he’s ever debated is whether or not hes gonna lick an ass before or after dinner. There’s pros and cons to both man. Next to him is the all seeing Oracle. Lot of people dont know this, but Oracle was at the greatest debate to ever take place. The year was 1948. The venue was a baseball stadium in Topeka Kansas. The participants: Harry Truman vs Grimace. Oracle was the puppet master on Grimaces side. Unfortunately, noone has heard of this debate because Grimace had some alarming opinions about torture and prostitution. So much so that he was taken into custody by the secret service and lobotomized. Later becoming the buttplug mascot for Mcdonalds, that weve all grown to love. Oracle got away. And has been in hiding ever since. Shit….until now. We’ve also got a soot covered Ashtray. He likes liver and onions. So fuck him. Last and least, im the Mistic, ill debate anyone about anything. If there’s free food involved and this is the Red Eye Report.

What’s Sexy

Mistic: The Boys

Oracle: Twin Mirror

Teddy: The Boys Season 4

Ashtray: Farm Family Fun For Father’s Day

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Creep ass family

Mistic: Holy fuck…please stop it. 

Ashtray: Dance Machine through rainy tornado weather, for a basic bitch tip.

Teddy: Church in schools…

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Grimace.

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