Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Dating
Mistic: Christian Mingle
Teddy: Internet Dating
Oracle: Strange Dating Rituals from Around the World
Oracle: Witcher 3 Soundtrack
Teddy: Cartoon Network Cartoons
Ashtray: Friends in Low Places
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Freaknik the Musical; The Sandlot
Ask the Idiots
- Felicia Barns – Nashville, TN – Teddy: Why you aint called a sista up man? We had one good night and now you dodging me, what’s up?
- George Hamilton – Toronto, CANADA (EH) – Mistic: Why do you hate people so much?
- Jamie Fleming – San Diego, CA – Oracle: Miller or Anheiser Busch?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Oracle: Old ladies on Ebikes
Ashtray: Chick who said she’s black
Mistic: Metallica playing the NBA finals
Teddy: Gamers that take shit too seriously.
In all seriousness, the war on drugs is a war that can’t be won, by any standards. You’re never going to eradicate them and you’re never going to stop people from using them. Why not take all that money spent on policing morality and spend it on useful shit, like roads. I’m sure I’ll be labeled a socialist by the right wing, but I don’t fucking care. This country needs to wake the fuck up and start using our common sense. Maybe then when some redneck cooking his overpriced Chicken cracks open a PBR and screams ‘Murica, at the top of his lungs, it won’t be ironic. That’s our show, join us on Facebook.com/theredeyereport, Twitter.com/redeyepodcast…….Like us, Twittle us, Share us, or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……