Cults Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Cults

Mistic: Source Family

http://la.eater.com/2013/5/13/6435783/the-source-las-first-spiritual-vegetarian-restaurant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Yod

http://www.yahowha.org/online-store-pages/music-from-the-source.html#.VIk1rTHF-uI

Oracle: Jonestown

http://www.history.com/topics/jonestown

http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/mass/jonestown/connections_5.html

Ashtray: Waco

Teddy: Heaven’s Gate

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Oracle: The Vanishing of Ethan Carter

http://youtu.be/dwe6UFGvCS4

http://ethancartergame.com/

Teddy: Cicret

http://www.cicret.com/wordpress/?page_id=17920

Ashtray: Juicy P.D.

http://www.fdlreporter.com/story/news/local/2014/12/03/report-details-affairs-among-five-fdl-police-officers/19863403/

Mistic: Epilogue – Fleshgod Apocalypse

Not So Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Dracula Untold; Killing them softly

Ask the Idiots

1. Cherry Winstons from East St. Louis IL – for Oracle – “I can’t tell if my roommate is a terrorist, a cult member, or just a palm reader who slings meth … how can I test for each … without losing my security desposit.
2. Rufus Philandros from Bonner Springs KS – for Mystic – “What’s the most tactful way to let a woman know her pussy is too loose … without sounding like you despise her 3 year old son?
3. Sanford Rusty from Olive Branch MS – for Teddy – “Is it too white of me to talk about a) Malcom X, b) Danny Glover, or c) Nas around my black friends … assuming I had some? …

PS, did you get my Facebook friend request?”

TeddyBear

Craig D

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Man couldn’t handle getting eaten

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/man-fails-get-eaten-alive-anaconda-planned

Oracle: Perv wins the lottery

http://crimefeed.com/2014/12/convicted-child-molester-wins-3-million-lottery-prize-florida/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=InvestigationDiscovery

Teddy: Harold Hawthorne

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/11/12/man-accused-killing-wife-by-pushing-her-off-cliff-in-colorado-national-park-to/

Ashtray: Chris Hughes

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/dana-milbank-the-new-republic-is-dead-thanks-to-its-owner/2014/12/08/ae80da42-7ee0-11e4-81fd-8c4814dfa9d7_story.html

In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, I really wish these adult acne having Techieturds would use their massive fortunes for something good. Why would you ruin a magazine like the New Republic, or a TV station like the Discovery channel. I’ll tell you why, because you haven’t yet discovered the joy that is the call girl. You got the money, dabble in a little bit of that high end gash. Your car is a Ferrari, your drink is Cristal and your hooker is worth more than both….sounds like a great way to spend a Tuesday. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport. Like us, Share us or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic.