Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Cults
Mistic: Source Family
http://la.eater.com/2013/5/13/6435783/the-source-las-first-spiritual-vegetarian-restaurant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Yod
http://www.yahowha.org/online-store-pages/music-from-the-source.html#.VIk1rTHF-uI
Oracle: Jonestown
http://www.history.com/topics/jonestown
http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/mass/jonestown/connections_5.html
Ashtray: Waco
Teddy: Heaven’s Gate
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Oracle: The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
Teddy: Cicret
http://www.cicret.com/wordpress/?page_id=17920
Ashtray: Juicy P.D.
Mistic: Epilogue – Fleshgod Apocalypse
Not So Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Dracula Untold; Killing them softly
Ask the Idiots
- Cherry Winstons from East St. Louis IL – for Oracle – “I can’t tell if my roommate is a terrorist, a cult member, or just a palm reader who slings meth … how can I test for each … without losing my security desposit.
- Rufus Philandros from Bonner Springs KS – for Mystic – “What’s the most tactful way to let a woman know her pussy is too loose … without sounding like you despise her 3 year old son?
- Sanford Rusty from Olive Branch MS – for Teddy – “Is it too white of me to talk about a) Malcom X, b) Danny Glover, or c) Nas around my black friends … assuming I had some? …
PS, did you get my Facebook friend request?”
TeddyBear
Craig D
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Man couldn’t handle getting eaten
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/man-fails-get-eaten-alive-anaconda-planned
Oracle: Perv wins the lottery
Teddy: Harold Hawthorne
Ashtray: Chris Hughes
In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, I really wish these adult acne having Techieturds would use their massive fortunes for something good. Why would you ruin a magazine like the New Republic, or a TV station like the Discovery channel. I’ll tell you why, because you haven’t yet discovered the joy that is the call girl. You got the money, dabble in a little bit of that high end gash. Your car is a Ferrari, your drink is Cristal and your hooker is worth more than both….sounds like a great way to spend a Tuesday. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport. Like us, Share us or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic.