In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Coups. We watch a latin man best an old man, kind of…and as usual, we rip on Pokemon Go and any nerds that think it’s cool.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Coups
Mistic: Russian Shit
Ashtray: Frenchy fucks
Oracle: Chinese Revolution
Oracle: Rocket League
Ashtray: Artificial Stingray
Teddy: Angels in the Infield
Mistic: Sonic Highways
Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): The Hunted; Coming to America
Ask the Idiots:
Ray Stevens – Port Troy, OK – Ashtray: How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if he had herpes?
Janine Turner – Ford, CA – Teddy: What kind of motorcycle do you drive?
Parker Tujeo – Pensacola, FL – Oracle: Do you like Gator?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Personal Assistants
Oracle: Just Cause you suck
Teddy: Rational Adults and Gun Control
Ashtray: Turkish, Smurkish
In all Seriousness: Come on old guys, we know what kind of assistance you’re going for at your age. At least hire them as your personal masseuse. I mean, we already know what she’s there for. Let’s not mince meanings and involve the company you built. She’s gonna be your stress relief and it may be cheaper in the long run if you just hire someone ugly to do all the administrative shit you don’t want to do. Cuz eventually, she’s gonna want to cash in on your rich ass and she’s gonna either expect a ring or she’s gonna cry rape. So you might as well keep the company out of it. Or you could just do like all the other successful old white douchebags do, get a whore. They get paid to shut the fuck up and fuck. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]