Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Counterfeit
Oracle: Frank Berossa.
Oracle: Disabled Wrestlers
Ashtray: A book
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): TED 1 and 2; Ex Machina
Ask the Idiots
Javier Rodriguez – El Paso, TX – Ashtray: Why do you think Americans are so obsessed with guns?
Jill Montgomery – Theinsville, WI – Oracle: I saw that you were supporting the Packers over there in Chiner. Are there many football fans in the land of the dragon?
Penelope Frathington – Hampton, NY – Teddy: Have you ever considered being a male escort? I know the parties I throw could use some color.
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Burger King’s black bun
Oracle: Blind bitch
Mystic: Netflix shows
Ashtray: Go away Bear
In all Seriousness: Our instant access, first world problem world has reached critical mass and it has to stop. I remember being 12 years old and having to wait 6 weeks for my tapes from Columbia House. Now I can just plug in my phone and instantly have the entire Rolling Stones discography within minutes. I’m not sure who coined the phrase, but everything is way better in moderation. Unless you have Cocaine. Then it’s way more fun when you have a lot. Even then, you should probably pace yourse…..fuck let’s just do it all. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.