In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Corporatocracies around the world. Also in the show, Teddy reviews Marvel Cosmic Invasion, and Oracle beefs about his gutter falling off (and Meta killing the Messenger app on PC).
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Corporatocracies. We tell a longshoreman where he can stick it and as usual, we make fun of Teddy for being…..short. With me this week is the all seeing Oracle. Oracle once ran a company that essentially ran Rhode Island. Shaqs chunky seafood. Turns out you can control a decent amount of people when they’re hooked on that Chunky Cum. Next to him we have a fluffy Teddy Bear. As soon as Tennessee allows black people to own things. He’s gonna be a boss too. We’ve also got a soot covered Ashtray. Ashtray runs like 12 businesses and a full on adult relationship. And he’s a functioning alcoholic. So go fuck yourself Elon. Last and least, I’m the Mistic. I have, for the past 12 years, effectively kept the entire nation of Papua New Guinea in a state of emotional suspension. Unless they pay me 1 million dollars per year. I will return and this time I won’t stop until every last buffet on that island is bankrupt and this is the Red Eye Report!
Corporatocracy
Dutch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company
British
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_India_Company
Zaibatsu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaibatsu
Nana Republic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_republic
Chaebol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaebol
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Abzu
Mistic: History that doesn’t suck
https://www.youtube.com/@historythatdoesntsuck/videos
Teddy: Marvel Cosmic Invasion
Ashtray: Historical placards at the White House
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Facebook being a cock/and my gutter…which is also being a cock
Mistic: Not enough time man/Gotta give me some deets.
Teddy: Hormone Hurricane
Ashtray: Lips-gate https://www.thedailybeast.com/vanity-fair-photographer-reveals-why-he-didnt-edit-leavitts-lips/
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Jim from lot 420 at the Sunnyvale TP.
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