In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Computer Science. That’s right, we talk about classic ones, bitch about Windows, and share some speculations about where computing is going to be in the future. We also take a look at The Imitation Game, a movie about the father of computing, Alan Turing. Finally, we punch a sloth in the face.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Computer Science

Oracle: History

Mistic: Innovators in Comp. Sci.

Teddy: Programming languages

Ashtray: Computers of the future

What’s Sexy

Teddy: The Vice Network

Oracle: Zoom

Mistic: Suicide Squad

Ashtray: Voice Meter

Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Imitation Game; Moving

Ask the Idiots:

James Corrigan – Lexington, VA – Ashtray: What do you think of the North Carolinian anti – LGBT law?

DeShawntae Smith – New York, NY – Oracle: You sound like a meaty white boy. You ever had some of that dark meat.

Frank Mahoney – Holden, NV – Everyone: Favorite color…….of hooker

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Overprotective parents

Oracle: Swiss Fucks

Ashtray: Menards

Mistic: Cop shit

In all Seriousness: Come on cops. Shoot to mame, not to kill. This is fucking ridiculous. This woman was developmentally challenged, she probably didn’t know what the fuck was going on. Do you need to kill her? Just because you were rejected from the Military, or you were picked on as a child too much, doesn’t mean you have to take it out on those that are supposedly less fortunate than you. I’m sure this half tarded woman swinging a hatchet around in a Wal mart warranted a fatal response, or at least, that’s what the good ole boy judge will say when he exhonerates your faggot ass. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text]