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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Chatbots. We converse about the fate of humanity. And as usual, we do just enough to not get canceled. With me this week, is the all seeing Oracle. Oracle has his own Chatbot. It’s called “Gofuckyourself” and that’s all it says. Is go fuck yourself, In 115 different languages. We’ve also got a fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy has no idea what we’re talking about. Next to him is the soot covered Ashtray. Ashtray once tried to use a Chatbot to write a love song. But after explaining the setup. The bot just started crying and killed itself. Not sure what that means. Last and least, I’m the Mistic. The only chats I have are with Teddys mom. She has to stop calling me all the damn time. And this is the Red Eye Report. 

Chat Bots,ChatGPT

What’s Sexy

Oracle: Ebay Karen for the win

Mistic:  Nope


Ashtray: A cock and balls perspective

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Jack Ass Mode Headphones

Mistic: Are we even doing Journalism anymore? 

Ashtray:  Kids are fucking assholes

Teddy: People who won’t leave restaurants!!!!

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Chatbot Nerds. 

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