Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Censorship
Ashtray: Middle East
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Mistic: Five Finger Dick Punch
Ashtray: Palace Cinema
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Good People; What we do in the Shadows.
Ask the Idiots
- David Alton – Los Angeles, CA – Ashtray: Are you a Belieber?
- Phillip Martin – Ontario, Canada – Mistic: Why are Americans so fat?
- Jane Curtswheil – Kansas City, KS – Oracle: What are the bitches like over there in China?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Dave Mustaine is Outta Control
Oracle: I just want a goddamn handjob
Ashtray: Cabella’s Gun Guy
In all seriousness, I know there are a lot of people willing to fork over their hard earned money on luxury items. Yacht’s, Bentley’s, song writing sessions with aging Metal stars. Five fucking grand though for that shit. You could have an unforgettable vacation for that kind of money. You could buy a lot of guitar lessons and song writing sessions with people who are just as talented, and not assholes. Hey, it’s your money and you can spend it on whatever you want to, mr. person who won the prize. Just don’t come crying to me when your idol turns out to be a cunt who isn’t half the musician he could be, if he weren’t so fucking cunty. That’s our show, join us on Facebook.com/theredeyereport, Twitter.com/redeyepodcast…….Like us, Twittle us, Share us, or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……