ELECTROMAGNETISM – RED EYE REPORT 280

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle breaks down magnets. Want to buy a magnet that can mangle the fingers of your small children? We’ve got you covered! It turns out, the biggest magnet, the Earth, is getting a little shifty! Also on the show, Ashtray reminds us that the robots are coming to kill us and Teddy tells us a about a hilarious encounter with an air conditioner salesman in Home Depot.

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BLACK LIVES MATTER – RED EYE REPORT 278

We’re living in unprecedented times. Mistic leads our Black Lives Matter discussion. Also in this episode, Oracle nerds out on VR, Teddy pledges his disallegience to Allegient Airlines, and Ashtray bitches about the term “Defund the Police.”

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DUST BOWL – RED EYE REPORT 277

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, old uncle Ashtray gives us the skinny on the Dust Bowl in the U.S. You’ll learn how it started, how it ended, and most importantly, how they got rid of all those waskily wabbits.

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TRIAL BY MEDIA – RED EYE REPORT 276

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Trial by Media, the new docuseries on Netflix. The first episode of the show deals with the Jonathon Schmitz case where he had a rather embarrassing moment on the Jenny Jones show and ended up killing someone over it. Also in the show, Teddy nerds it up, and Ashtray performs tribute jackoff porn to mass shootings.

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STREAMING – RED EYE REPORT 275

We’re talking streaming on this episode of the Red Eye Report. How big has the industry gotten in recent years? How about during the COVID-19 outbreak. We let you know. Also on the show, Ashtray guzzles an ungodly amount of gas station everclear. What could go wrong?

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