In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss China’s forced organ harvesting. A story so hard to believe and so underreported that only the unbelievably impaired daredevils of The Red Eye Report can bring it to you.
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FERAL PIGS – RED EYE REPORT 260
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about feral pigs, Ashtray shares a weirdo hipster gymnast story, and Mistic salivates.
SPORTS BETTING – RED EYE REPORT 258
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss sports betting, Teddy gets wild over Wheel of Fortune, and the gang loses all of their money.
KRATOM – RED EYE REPORT 257
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Kratom. An herbal powder that is not in the mainstream, and taste like shit. Much like Flesh God Apocalypse 😉
UFOs REBRANDED – RED EYE REPORT 256
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about UFOs, specifically, the rebranding of UFOs to UAPs or Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. Change is in the air and the government is changing their tune on these sightings. What’s going on?
COOKING – RED EYE REPORT 255
This week on the Red Eye Report we talked about cooking, we go on a voyage of self-enlightenment, and we listen to mistic be a salty bastard about everything.
TELEMARKETING – RED EYE REPORT 254
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Telemarketing. We plan a raid on a sorority for some panties and as usual, Ashtray makes it weird.
BLOODSHED ON BLACK WALL STREET – RED EYE REPORT 253
This week on the Red Eye Report we’re talking about Wall Street. But not Whitey’s Wall Street, but Black Wall Street in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Never heard of it? Well, that’s because Whitey tried to burn it off the whole damn map!
HUMAN EVOLUTION – RED EYE REPORT 252
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Human Evolution. Where did we come from and how many Neanderthals did we fuck to get here? Judging by the faces of my co-hosts, I’d say the answer is a lot.
Ashtray’s been known to blackout and rummage through trash bins at night looking for simple proteins and scraps like a savage beast. Scientists are still trying to determine whether this is the result of ass-clapping a Neanderthal or being a raging drunk.
Teddy has a recessive gene that causes him to think the Playstation Vita was a good gaming system. He also consistently fantasizes and comments on consuming the bodies of other humans, especially the body of our next host…the almighty Mistic…
Mistic’s body had morphed into a gelatinous mass. We’re not sure what Mistic is evolving into, perhaps a giant brain, or perhaps a new Pokemon. Either way, the process will be streamed on Twitch.
That leaves me, Oracle. I’m tall and I can eat dairy like a fucking mutant. So I guess I have those evolutionary traits going for me. What’s it good for? I don’t fucking know. Sucking on giraffe titties? Nature holds many mysteries, so join us as we uncover a few of them ON THE RED EYE REPORT!
Human Evolution
We share a common ancestor that lived 7 million years ago, the chimpanzee
We have closer relatives, hominins, who are no longer living.
The first known hominin emerged in Africa about 7 million years ago (Sahelanthropus tchadensis) Flat- faced ape
- Canine teeth were smaller than earlier apes
Closer to around 6 million years ago another one, Orrorin tugenensis, lived in East Africa.
- It’s thighbone suggests upright walking
- Another one, Ardipithecus kadabba, has a toe bone that suggests bipedalism
Hominins still climbed trees in the early days
- Around 4 million years ago, grasping feet were lost
Multiple hominin species lived simultaneously
Hominins hit southern Africa by 3 million years ago
The first known stone tools were produced in Ethiopia
- Might have been produced by Homo habilis
2 million years ago, Homo erectus became the first hominin to migrate out of Africa
- Large brain
- Dexterous fingers
- Long legs
800,000 years ago, advances in cooking were fueling brain growth
Homo sapiens emerged in Africa about 200,000 years ago
- lived alongside and interbred with other hominin species
- other hominins went extinct
Everybody was fucking Neanderthals
https://www.the-scientist.com/features/neanderthal-dna-in-modern-human-genomes-is-not-silent-66299
We are still evolving
https://phys.org/news/2018-05-evolving.html
Digesting Milk
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/lactose-tolerance-and-human-evolution-56187902/
Can’t produce vitamin C
Changing Skulls
What’s next?
What’s Sexy
Mistic: Old music
Oracle: Weirdo All Access
Ashtray: White House inadvertently sends Ukraine talking points to Democrats:
Teddy: Hori Daemon X Machina
Fuck What You Think
Mistic: Parents
Teddy: people who can’t make decisions in restaurants
Ashtray: Worst Wedding Song Ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPgVxCIOoV0
Oracle: Digital Recognition Network: Limitless private surveillance
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Wichita, KS. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us at redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Oracle…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!