In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Price Gouging. We covet small woodland creatures. And as usual, we fuck it all up.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray finally cashes in on his Economic Doom Loop predictions. It’s only been 5 years, but well, here we are. Mistic is getting hazard pay, so he’s buying fried chicken for everyone, and Ashtray proves that he’s absolutely incapable of surviving without bar food.
Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re checking in on the world. Coronavirus…holy shit! So where we going with all this? Is the media’s reaction overblown? You stocking up on toilet paper? We talk about our first big week in corona land.
Teddy breaks down the United Daughters of the Confederacy and reveals he’s a plebe when it comes to fast food breakfast. Ashtray steals your woman’s heart at the local honky tonk. And Oracle loses it in the Aldi checkout lane.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss strategy games. We strategize on how to not go to prison for manslaughter, and as usual, we end up just blaming the black guy.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Domestic Violence. That age old spontaneous boxing match where the only prizes are a ride to the jailhouse for the winner, and PTSD for the loser.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss quarantines.
Teddy cries out for a race war and the death of all white people in this one. Just kidding. We do learn about some slave revolts though and listen to Mistic bitch about Space Force uniforms.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the movie US. We burn ants with a magnifying glass and as usual, we pump up the jams. Us is about a family who gets attacked at their beach house. Here at the RER, were also a family. We may not have a beach house. But we have familial roles.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss China’s forced organ harvesting. A story so hard to believe and so underreported that only the unbelievably impaired daredevils of The Red Eye Report can bring it to you.