When did fast food come onto the scene in this country? What are the top fast food chains out there? How do you avoid getting a pube-stuffed burger? We answer these questions and more on this episode of the Red Eye Report! Also in the show, Mistic talks CBDa tinctures and the secret service can’t catch a break when dropping a deuce.
In this episode we talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol that took place on January 6, 2021. Where the hell are we going with all of this? Turns out, this isn’t the first time the capitol has been stormed. Also on the show, Oracle shares some of the new RER review stuff on theredeyereport.com and Mistic reminisces about cocaine, hookers, and Russian submarines of the 80s.
Not everything this year has sucked balls! The RER might suck balls, but after 300 episodes and 8 years, we’re still suckin’! Join us in this night of recollection and debauchery!
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy shares stories of black Americans and their contributions during wartime. Also in the show, Mistic now loves the Bee Gees, and never, never, NEVER mess with the staff at Country Kitchen!
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic laments about how his kids aren’t prodigies. Also in the show, Ashtray whore himself out on OnlyFans.com and Teddy brags about his ridiculously expensive phone.
After 10 years of a 3,200% rise in children who believe they are transgender, there is also a growing community of teens and young adults wishing to de-transition. Also on the show, Mistic goes on about some honky tonk strippers, and Teddy makes a case for less death threats.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about our ancient hunter gatherer origins. Humans were hunter gatherers for 99% of our history! Also in the show, we look at some hilariously shitty Christmas trees, and Ashtray and Teddy have a booze off.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy breaks down the cash bail system. Is this system dooming people to fail? How can we fix it? Who can be a bounty hunter? Also in the show, Oracle reviews Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla and Mistic bitches about trainers.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Live Action Role Playing or LARPing. People really get into this shit! The gang hatches a plan to out LARP the LARPers. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Watch Dogs: Legion and Ashtray breaks down how the U.S. got screwed on masks during the pandemic.
This week on the Red Eye Report, shit is getting too real on Earth, so we turn our eyes to heavens. What the hell is new with space these days. Turns out a lot! Also in the show, the U.S. Postal Service kicks some ass and gets Teddy his smutty lighters, and Oracle transforms into a hillbilly chipmunk. All hail Schleggbogg!