In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Canceled Awesomeness. Stuff that collectively we can agree was freaking awesome, but was ahead of its time or not financially viable.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Canceled Awesomeness. Stuff that collectively we can agree was freaking awesome, but was ahead of its time or not financially viable. With me this week is Avante Garde Ashtray. He’s been ahead of his time by living like a 1960s laundromat perv for decades. Despite his tenacious dryer sheet “christening” rituals, they still haven’t found a way to cancel his ass. We also have Ten Season Teddy. Ten seasons is a good haul of anything, but for Teddy, it’s the ten seasonings that he meticulously applies to all foods he eats. One of them is weed. I’ll let you figure out the rest. We also have Mistic. I couldn’t think of a clever alliteration for Mistic. Mistic is known as an oldie but goodie down at the old folks home that he volunteers at. He might be old enough to go balls deep into your grandmother and not feel an ounce of shame, but I don’t know where they’re getting the goodie from. Finally, there’s me, Oracle. All I can say is if you don’t bring back the Pound Puppies, I’m writing a fucking letter. And this is the Red Eye Report
Dane County Humane Society Pet Of The Week
Panda-Monium the Boozy Black Bear
Lost to History
Oracle: Witcher Season 3
Mistic: Tom Segura
Teddy: Crunchy Roll
Ashtray: Boat Booties and Afroman
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Fucking Chimney
Mistic: Cubs fans are some real bitches.
Ashtray: French chainsaw chaser!
Teddy: Goddamn shootings on 4th
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Warsaw, New York.
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