Bunkers

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep underground into bunkers. How big is the biggest bunker? We’ll find out. Keeping with the bunker theme, we review 10 Cloverfield Lane. We talk about our Battlefield One experience, and finally, we throw corn cobs at small children.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Bunker Time

Teddy: Billionaire Bunkers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3538525/Where-pandemonium-strikes-Super-rich-buying-underground-bunkers-installing-panic-rooms-luxury-apartments-protect-against-revolutions-natural-disasters.html
http://terravivos.com/secure/vivoseuropaone.htm

Mistic: Weird ones

http://www.oddee.com/item_98962.aspx
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_City,_Montreal
http://www.robertlangstudios.com/

Oracle: Military Style            

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/lifestyle/discover-colorado/secrets-of-colorado/13-secrets-of-norad-combat-operations-center-and-cheyenne-mountain-air-force-station
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Bases.html#
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Shasta.html

Ashtray: Congress and Shit

http://www.npr.org/2011/03/26/134379296/the-secret-bunker-congress-never-used

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Sound Bar

https://www.walmart.com/ip/27449518?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&adid=22222222227018766161&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=40330309832&wl4=pla-58080703891&wl5=9002208&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=online&wl12=27449518&wl13=&veh=sem

Teddy: Cover of Battlefield One

Mistic: Bucky’s Big Win

Ashtray: Family Shit

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): 10 Cloverfield Lane; Captain America: Civil War

Ask the Idiots:

Ryan Lochte – Somewhere in ‘Murica – Oracle: Can I come stay with you for a while? Gotta dodge the heat.

Donald Trump – Somewhere in ‘Murica – Ashtray: We should do some sort of limited MyLight run, featuring me, It’ll be yoog.

Hans – Somewhere in Finland – Teddy: I have a shelter you can come live in big boy. Bring some lube though, Okay?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Fucking Chiner

http://www.mediaite.com/online/u-s-chinese-officials-get-into-a-spat-on-tarmac-after-obamas-plane-lands/

Oracle: Fucking Liars

Teddy: Fucking Creepy Clowns

https://www.yahoo.com/news/clown-sightings-spook-south-carolina-perplex-police-202822588.html

Ashtray: Fucking The Fogler

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jared-fogle-victims-parents_us_57c8f1bbe4b0e60d31de97e5?section=us_crime

In all Seriousness: Fuck Chiner, Fuck Liars, Fuck Clowns and definitely, Fuck The Fogler. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.