In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep underground into bunkers. How big is the biggest bunker? We’ll find out. Keeping with the bunker theme, we review 10 Cloverfield Lane. We talk about our Battlefield One experience, and finally, we throw corn cobs at small children.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Bunker Time
Teddy: Billionaire Bunkers
Mistic: Weird ones
Oracle: Military Style
Ashtray: Congress and Shit
Oracle: Sound Bar
Teddy: Cover of Battlefield One
Mistic: Bucky’s Big Win
Ashtray: Family Shit
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): 10 Cloverfield Lane; Captain America: Civil War
Ask the Idiots:
Ryan Lochte – Somewhere in ‘Murica – Oracle: Can I come stay with you for a while? Gotta dodge the heat.
Donald Trump – Somewhere in ‘Murica – Ashtray: We should do some sort of limited MyLight run, featuring me, It’ll be yoog.
Hans – Somewhere in Finland – Teddy: I have a shelter you can come live in big boy. Bring some lube though, Okay?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Fucking Chiner
Oracle: Fucking Liars
Teddy: Fucking Creepy Clowns
Ashtray: Fucking The Fogler
In all Seriousness: Fuck Chiner, Fuck Liars, Fuck Clowns and definitely, Fuck The Fogler. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.