In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about bullying. We bring a little bit of the sexy, and we vomit uncontrollably as Ashtray rubs his nipples.
Speaking of Ashtray, his specialty in bullying information. He either gives too much as the spoiler king of Madison or just a tagline and nothing at all. He thinks and makes some cool shit, but we all just fucki ng hate him.
Next to him there’s Oracle. Oracle might have you believe that he’s some all forgiving person that has overcome his great anger. But in reality he often wanders around town finding young travelers to bully especially ones who need a place to stay.
Then there’s the Mistic we’ve all heard Tales of Mistic’s great-grand head-butting anyone who tries to stand up to his Behemoth bullying. And his next part I am not exaggerating at all I have heard more grown men bitch about Mistic cyberbullying in the past few years…. But after whining about it they all mysteriously go into Comas after severe head trauma. Probably from a fat ass headbutt.
And I’m Teddy, I don’t consider myself a bully but according to most people I know I’m an asshole, I’m intimidating, and I hate Tennesseeans. So fuck you too and this is the Red Eye Report .
BULLYING
https://www.stopbullying.gov/media/facts/index.html
https://www.stopbullying.gov/prevention/index.html
Whats Sexy
Teddy: California no cash bail
https://qz.com/1375820/california-just-replaced-cash-bail-with-algorithms/
Mistic: Active Measures
Oracle: Into the Breach – Switch
Ashtray: The Quiet Resistance against Trump
Fuck what you think
Oracle: Sciatica
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sciatica/symptoms-causes/syc-20377435
Mistic: Greta van Fleet
Teddy: division 2 bitchers
Ashtray: Outrage at the Colin Kaepernick NIKE ad
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Knoxville . That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!