In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Bloodless Wars. These could probably go down as misunderstandings…that lasted hundreds of years and were initiated by somebody killing their neighbor’s pig. Yes, humans are ridiculous. Also in the show, Oracle rips it up with his fancy graphics card while his teeth rot in his head, and Ashtray has to shell out the big bucks.
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On this episode of the Red eye Report we talk about bloodless conflicts, we listen to more bullshit about Ashtrays life, and we smoke a lotta bit of weed. With us this week as always is the soot covered Ashtray. Ashtrays life is conflict….and nothing but and tard runs towards is full speed butt naked on shrooms… Ride that dragon buddy. Then there’s oracle and his conflict With dirty diapers. The potato has declared war and it is stinky. Then There’s mystic. I think his ongoing conflict with toilets after eating Indian and Thai food is well documented so let’s move on to me. I’m Teddy. I’m tired, so let’s get this shit over with.
Bloodless Wars
335 years war
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Hundred_and_Thirty_Five_Years%27_War
Toledo War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War
The Pig War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)
The Kettle War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_War
The honey war
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_War
What’s Sexy
Oracle: 4080 Super Rippin It Up
Mistic: Resident Alien
Teddy:
Ashtray: The Sennheiser HD Pro 280 monitor headphones
https://www.sennheiser.com/en-se/catalog/products/headphones/hd-280-pro/hd-280-pro-506845
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Goddamn Teeth
Mistic: The Trump effect
Teddy:
Ashtray: One of ‘dem loss years
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself dipshit manatee tatter!!
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