In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Bloodless Wars. These could probably go down as misunderstandings…that lasted hundreds of years and were initiated by somebody killing their neighbor’s pig. Yes, humans are ridiculous. Also in the show, Oracle rips it up with his fancy graphics card while his teeth rot in his head, and Ashtray has to shell out the big bucks.

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On this episode of the Red eye Report we talk about bloodless conflicts, we listen to more bullshit about Ashtrays life, and we smoke a lotta bit of weed. With us this week as always is the soot covered Ashtray. Ashtrays life is conflict….and nothing but and tard runs towards is full speed butt naked on shrooms… Ride that dragon buddy. Then there’s oracle and his conflict With dirty diapers. The potato has declared war and it is stinky. Then There’s mystic. I think  his ongoing conflict with toilets after eating Indian and Thai food is well documented so let’s move on to me. I’m Teddy. I’m tired, so let’s get this shit over with.

Bloodless Wars

335 years war

Toledo War

The Pig War

The Kettle War

The honey war

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: 4080 Super Rippin It Up

Mistic: Resident Alien


Ashtray: The Sennheiser HD Pro 280 monitor headphones

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Goddamn Teeth

Mistic: The Trump effect


Ashtray: One of ‘dem loss years

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself dipshit manatee tatter!!

That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Teddy…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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