In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that just couldn’t quit when they were ahead and lost everything as a result. Also on the show, Oracle outs himself as a Limp Bizkit fan, Teddy outs himself as a militant, and the gang confirms the existence of Jesus Christ and other extraterrestrials.
Losers
Craig Carton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Carton
Molly Bloom
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Bloom_(author)
Michael Vick
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Vick
Jordan Belfort
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Maniac
Mistic: Kittie
Teddy: Reno 911 Qubi
Ashtray: Pistol Whip
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Fucking allergies are back
Mistic: RIOTS!!!!!
Ashtray: Trump’s Tremendous Discount Drug Cards
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/08/seema-verma-mark-meadows-drug-card-plan-427950
Teddy: Michigan Militiamen
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/10/08/feds-thwart-militia-plot-kidnap-michigan-gov-gretchen-whitmer/5922301002/
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Wauwatosa, WI. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!