Not everything this year has sucked balls! The RER might suck balls, but after 300 episodes and 8 years, we’re still suckin’! Join us in this night of recollection and debauchery!
Best of 2020
Video Game
Oracle: Assassin’s Creed Valhalla
Teddy: Mario 35
Ashtray: Half Life: Alyx
Mistic:
Red Dead Redemption 2 Online
Television Series
Mistic: The Mandalorian Season 2
Ashtray: The Boys season 2
(176) The Boys Season 2 – Official Trailer | Amazon Prime Video – YouTube
Teddy: Lovecraft Country
Oracle: The Last Kingdom
Movie
Mistic: Class Action https://youtu.be/c9TACAdTiCc
Teddy: The Gentlemen
Ashtray: Anything on Last Drive In with Joe Bob Briggs
Oracle: Ford vs Ferrari
Music
Teddy: Joyner Lucas
Ashtray:
Past Present and Future [2003] – ROB ZOMBIE
Oracle: Gimme Metal
Oracle’s Spotify Playlist:
Mistic: RTJ4
Gadget
Teddy: Volcano Vaporizer
Ashtray: Oculus Rift S
Oracle: Thrustmaster TX leather edition
Playseat challenge
Mistic: air fryer
Totally Unexpected Awesomeness
Teddy:
Mistic: Trump getting Fired.
Ashtray: Not a best of 2020 lists
Oracle: Green Bay Packers
2020 Green Bay Packers Player Stats | ESPN
WHAT’S SEXY
Teddy: Women who look great in spandex
Oracle: Drinkmate
Drinkmate Carbonated Drink Maker, the Carbonate Anything Machine! (idrinkproducts.com)
Ashtray:Jurassic World: Evolution for only $5!s
Mistic: Hail Satan
FUCK WHAT YOU THINK
Mistic: Ethnic Schmethnic
Oracle: Chicken Wing Snobbery
Ashtray: Dick hole tossed out Covid vaccines for 500 doses!
Wisconsin hospital says employee intentionally discarded coronavirus vaccine vials | TheHill
Teddy: 2020 FUCK THIS YEAR!!!!!
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself 2020. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Oracle…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!