In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss the IVF kerfuffle in Alabama. You won’t believe how this whole thing started. Also in the show, Mistic gets kinky at Dune 2, and Oracle gets and unsolicited beer recommendation.
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Frozen potatoes are still potatoes Oracle
Toss ‘em all out Teddy
Mehan Markle made me do it, Mystic
And Ain’t nobody in the pool, Ashtray
And this is the RED EYE REPORT
Dane Co Humane society paws for the cause: Harambryo; a frozen embryo of Harambe who is fleeing Alabama, and demanding his rights be respected – and only the Dane Co Humane Society can do that.
Begotten or Forgotten or Droppin
in Alabama
In 2020, a patient at the Center for Reproductive Medicine in Mobile, Alabama improperly accessed the cryogenic freezer where frozen embryos were stored, removing and dropping them on the floor after their hands suffered from cold burns.[6] Four parents—James and Emily LePage and Felicia and Scott Aysenne—sued against the Center for Reproductive Medicine, with William Tripp and Caroline Fonde serving as plaintiffs in LePage’s lawsuit.[7]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LePage_v._Center_for_Reproductive_Medicine
The People Rooting for the End of IVF
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/03/in-vitro-fertilization-alabama-abortion/677695/
Legal Eagle’s in depth look
Alabama Supreme Court Says Embryos Are Children
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Turning Point
Mistic: Dune 2
Teddy: 11 Days off
Ashtray: Landjägers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landj%C3%A4ger
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: I don’t need a beer recommendation
Mistic: Gross misuse of time and talent.
Ashtray: Katie Britt is the Meghan Markle of the republican party
Senator Katie Britt Delivers Republican Response to State of the Union
Teddy: Goddamn Cops!!
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself
- Janet Reno
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