In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Awards. There are awards for everything. Don’t believe me? Next to me is Ashtray. He has the award for the hairiest asshole in the northern hemisphere.
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Awards
Prestigious Awards
The 10 Most Prestigious Awards | Bespoke Crystal Awards | Laser Crystal
Weird Awards
Top 10 Weirdest Awards You Didn’t Know About – Wonderslist
Darwin Awards
Valuable Sports Trophies
These Are the Most Valuable Sports Trophies | CRISTAUX
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Miller 64 – The forever beer
Mistic: Sopranos. Watch it.
Teddy: The Boys Season 3
Ashtray: Diggin through Grandma’s old newspapers
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Fucking EA
Mistic: Obi Wan Kenobi
Ashtray: Punk ass production assistant
Teddy: Stupid White people fuckin with animals
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Obi Wan Kenobi. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/redeyereport…..you can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Oracle…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!