In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Asia’s Titanic, the MV Doña Paz Disaster. A lot of shit went wrong that night. Also in the show, Ashtray shares a story that only the king of hipsters could share, and Oracle warns of pink slime journalism coming to a mailbox near you.
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Asia’s Titanic – MV Doɦa Paz disaster
Asia’s Titanic, MV Dona Paz by National Geographic Channel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Do%C3%B1a_Paz
https://safety4sea.com/cm-sinking-of-dona-paz-the-worlds-deadliest-shipping-accident
Route was technically available by bus – at 20 hours long
What’s Sexy 
Oracle: mf’ing wildflowers
Mistic: DVO
https://www.youtube.com/@derrickvanorden8696
Teddy:Work schedule is changing
Ashtray: Progressive parenting leads to neighborly embarrassment
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Pink Slime journalism
Mistic: Political Ads
Teddy: $11k idiot
Ashtray: Jason Arday flipping the script with his final card
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself
- Limu Emu
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