In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Asbestos. Turns out we’ve been using it for a long time, and some of the use cases over the years are wild. Also in the show, Teddy goes to the drive in and Ashtray deprograms a pickup artist.

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This week on The Red Eye Report, we’re talking about ASBESTOS. It’s the BESTOS! Unless you’re lung tissue. 

Speaking of lung tissue, with us always is that opinionated wind bag Mystic. Most of his opinions are: Ashtray, shut the fuck up. Ashtray, you’re late. Ashtray, your mom hasn’t responded to my dick pics. … He just never stops!

Then there’ Obviously a homeowner, Oracle. You can see it all over his face. He has a limp-dick chimney, and a trailer park hydroponic system that waters only his garage floor. 

Next to him is Double Feature Drive-In Teddy. He’s my favorite castmate 😉

And I’m the Asbestos Assed Ashtray. My ass would burn down the club if it wasn’t for fire resilient asbestos briefs.

AND THIS IS THE RED EYE REPORT!!!

Dane County Humane Society Paws for the Cause: Chatterbate – the blind masturbating dolphin

Asbestos!

Asbestos fibrils

The Insulators Union (asbestos workers)

Asbestosis

Asbestos-Related Diseases (PLAY for animation)

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Tower of Power 

Mistic:  Xbox Cloud Gaming (Beta)

Teddy:  First Drive in movie for son

Ashtray: Ashtray lights up the dance floor and wants to be Magic Mike

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Pepper grinding my dick in yo ass

Mistic: Dodge Ram….fuck you. 

Ashtray: deprogramming pick-up artists  

Teddy: Fat people on airplanes!!

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself 

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