Arson Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Arson

Inside the Mind of an Arsonist: Mistic

Infamous Arsonists: Oracle/Ashtray

High-profile Arsonists: Oracle/Ashtray

How to Catch an Arsonist: Teddy

Catching Wildfire Arsonists: Teddy

Black Metal Arson: Mistic

First Hand Arson: Oracle

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Teddy: Simpsons/Family Guy Crossover

Ashtray: Fractaled Visions

Oracle: Miss BumBum

Mistic: Sarah Palin Drunk

Netflix Movie Review: Pumping Iron; Burn

Ask the Idiots:

Scott : Joseph Lois – North Hempstead, NY: What is the biggest regret this week?

Ashtray : Photine — Fresno, CA: What is your biggest pet peeve?

Mistic: Billy Bob Hickgreaser – Birmingham, AL: What is the worst job you’ve ever had?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Oracle – Fortress America

Scott: Anti-Drinking and Driving

Mistic: Cable Company Equipment

Teddy: Kid Getting Shot in St Louis

Scott: Sex in a Can

Ashtray: Chatroom Rape Fantasy

In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, we here at the Red eye report do not condone Arson whatsoever. We prefer that you take your anger out in other ways. Like, headbutting a random asshole. Pissing on a cop car, while it’s moving. Or, beating up a porn star…..just because. So please, don’t start anything on fire…..but if you do….light up something important, like Congress. In which case, we at the Red Eye Report say…..WE DON’T NEED NO WATER, LET THAT MOTHERFUCKER BURN!!!!!!!


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