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PUBLIC EXECUTIONS – RER 402

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Public Executions. The date of last public execution in the U.S. and the turnout will probably shock you. Also in the show, Mistic has a close call with a Karen in the wild and Oracle bitches about NFL streaming bullshit ...
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CIA COMPROMISED IN CHINA – RER 401

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the hush hush story of how several CIA assets were compromised in China and around the world. Also in the show, Ashtray gets his night saved by a TikToker with a heart and Oracle talks about his massive stub. Download ...
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FUTURE TECH – RER 400

In this 400th episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Future Tech. What are cool technologies that will change our lives within the next decade? Also in the show, Ashtray corrupts Icelandic Polka Party Goers. And Oracle has a meltdown over his Hello Fresh "gift." Download the Red Eye ...
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RARE DISEASES – RED EYE REPORT 399

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss rare diseases. A decent portion of the population has these diseases. Find out what makes them rare. Some of these are horrible. Also in the show, Mistic shares the mighty growlpurr and Oracle is looking for wallet suggestions. Download the ...
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STRIP CLUBS – RED EYE REPORT 398

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Strip Clubs. The modern strip club origin date might surprise you! Also in the show, Ashtray gets a tug job in a Nogales broom closet and Oracle shares his mobile gaming setup. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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ASBESTOS – RED EYE REPORT 397

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Asbestos. Turns out we've been using it for a long time, and some of the use cases over the years are wild. Also in the show, Teddy goes to the drive in and Ashtray deprograms a pickup artist. Download the ...
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CANCELED AWESOMENESS – RER 396

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Canceled Awesomeness. Stuff that collectively we can agree was freaking awesome, but was ahead of its time or not financially viable. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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LIE DETECTORS – RED EYE REPORT 395

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Lie Detectors. They've been around for a long time and are controversial. Do they work? Also in the show, Oracle talks about the new F1 23 game, Teddy describes meat missiles at the roller rink, and Ashtray is sick of ...
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HATE MUSIC – RED EYE REPORT 394

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hate Music. From black metal to MAGA Rap, it's a weird and wild ride. Also in the show, Daisy the geriatric dog turns out to be a racist baby eater, and Ashtray makes it to the big stage. Download the ...
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RER 393 – ARGENTINA’S DIRTY WAR AND DEATH FLIGHTS

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Argentina's Dirty War and Death Flights. Absolutely brutal. Also in the show, Mistic professes his love for Idris Elba or Oracle prays for rain. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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DELIBERATE COLD EXPOSURE – RER 392

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Deliberate Cold Exposure. Why are people buying cold exposure barrels for $1200? Are the health benefits really there? Also on the show, Marigold the alcoholic mink makes an appearance, and Teddy somehow gets Diablo 4 for super cheap.  Download the ...
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SPORTSMANSHIP AND UNWRITTEN RULES – RER 391

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about all the unwritten rules in sports. There are a surprising number of these rules in major sports. Also in the show, Ashtray shows up with taped nipples and a mesh top, and we euthanize a baby buffalo. Download the ...
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SHOCK ART – RED EYE REPORT 390

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we look at wild public art stunts, movies, and music. Artists can get a little cray-cray! Also in the show, the nerd gush over Tears of the Kingdom and Teddy's furry body can't handle the heat. Download the Red Eye Report wherever ...
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GREAT LAKES DISASTERS – RER 389

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Great Lakes Disasters. November is not a good time to be heading out on Lake Superior! Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about potholes and Teddy can't shut up about his sink problems. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you ...
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TOUCH DNA – RED EYE REPORT 388

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Touch DNA. We've gotten pretty good at detecting DNA, but has the technology become too sensitive? Our DNA is EVERYWHERE! Also in the show, Teddy gives his impression of Jedi Survivor and kids can now serve you booze in Wisconsin ...
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PROSPERITY GOSPEL – RER 387

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Christ for cash gospel. Some of these schemes are absolutely ridiculous! Also in the show, Oracle builds a new gaming PC...that can't run Skype, and Ashtray goes to a Special Victims Unit Aerial Burlesque show. Download the Red Eye ...
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420? – RED EYE REPORT 386

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss 420....I guess. We find the optimal position to face fuck a sex doll and as usual, we kill it, fill it, and grill it. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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URBAN EXPLORATION – RER 385

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Urban Exploration. Ashtray has been slinking around tetanus nightmare zones for decades and has the pictures to prove it. Also in the show, Oracle gets his teeth cleaned, and Teddy's dogs eat his tacos. Download the Red Eye Report wherever ...
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WACO AND KORESH – RER 384

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Waco Siege and David Koresh. His history leading up to the event is quite interesting. Dude could shred! Also in the show, Ashtray's meat raffle is getting too big, and Mistic wonders if morals still exist. Download the Red ...
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MAN KILLERS – RED EYE REPORT 383

These animals racked up a serious body count! Also in the show, Ashtray shows off his new Affliction hat, and Oracle has post office woes. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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ALEXEI NAVALNY – RER 382

This dude has some balls! Also in the show, Ashtray shares his Covid summer-bod diet, and the woke police go after Willy Wonka. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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SOUNDS & CYMATICS – RER 381

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Sounds and Cymatics. You ever see those crazy sand patterns that happen when you play sounds near them? There's some crazy science behind this stuff! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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SLEEP – RED EYE REPORT 380

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about sleep. Our sleeping patterns change as we age and our sleeping habits have evolved through the centuries. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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ZIMBABWE TRILLIONAIRES – RER 379

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Zimbabwe's Trillionaires. Sounds great, right? Not when your currency is worthless, and dudes are carting around wheelbarrows full of cash. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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CHATGPT – RED EYE REPORT 378

ChatGPT is blowing the f up! We talk about and find out what our computer overlords think of the Red Eye Report. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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WANTREPRENEURS – RER 377

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the phenomenon of Wantrapreneurs. Are influencers changing how we view entrepreneurship? And are they making things better or worse? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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GANG STALKING – RER 376

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the phenomenon of Gang Stalking. People around the world believe the world is after them and there are coordinated efforts to surveil them and disrupt their lives. Some believe that messages can be beamed into their minds. What going on ...
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VIDEO GAMES THAT SUNK THE STUDIO – RER 375

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss video games that sunk the studio that developed them. Sometimes it comes down to mismanagement or just bad timing. Teddy breaks it down. Also in the show, we learn about lubricating our beards. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you ...
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DEATH IN SPORTS – RER 374

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss death on the field, pitch, in the ring, or on the back of a horse.... We discuss the new Avatar movie, saggy balls at the airport, and ear infections. Buckle up! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your ...
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NUCLEAR FUSION – RER 373

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Nuclear Fusion and the recent advancements that have hit the news. Is it all that it's cracked up to be? Ashtray breaks it down. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES – RER 372

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Near Death Experiences or NDEs. What's going on when we're passing away? Emerging research is challenging our notions of the relationship between our brains and our mind. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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VIDEO GAME ACCESSORIES – RER 371

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss video game accessories. A lot of these were terrible! Some were cool though...in their own way. Nintendo, you crazy SOBs! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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DODDLESTON MESSAGES – RER 370

They brought a BBC Micro home in 1985, only to have messages from someone from the 16th century leaving messages for them. How did they get a computer back then? Easy! A time traveler from 2109 brought them one. Better call the Geek Squad! Download the Red Eye Report wherever ...
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WINNERS ARE NOT LOSERS – RER 369

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we tackle the low-hanging topic of the Lottery Loser Myth. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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THE SPIRICOM – RED EYE REPORT 368

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Spiricom, a device that could supposedly open up communication lines with the dead. Complete BS or was there something to it? No matter how you feel about the Spiricom, its genesis and the mystery behind it is undeniably ...
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CRUISIN’ – RED EYE REPORT 367

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talking about cruises, some of them much more luxurious than others. Have you gone on a cruise or would like to go on one? Do you hate them? Teddy breaks it down. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your ...
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TRUE CRIME – RED EYE REPORT 366

What's your favorite true crime show? Or do you not like them? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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ASS-DOGS – RED EYE REPORT 365

Have you or someone you love been Ass-Dogging? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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MEMES – RER 364

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about memes. Where did these ubiquitous pieces of contemporary culture come from? How long have we been meming? What were the most influential memes? We’ll answer those questions and more. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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NUDITY IN VIDEO GAMES – RER 363

We're not done with nudes! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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NOODY TIME – RER 362

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the culture around cam girls, strippers, and general noody time. Also in the show, Oracle finds his first geocache, and Ashtray drops some truth on BlackRock. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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FUNCTIONAL/DYSFUNCTIONAL AMERICA – RER 361

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the functional/dysfunctional aspects of American society. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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SLUMS – RED EYE REPORT 360

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about slums. No, we’re not talking about slumming it up with Ashtray’s mom, we’re looking at one of the largest habitation chunks on the planet…to the tune of one billion people worldwide. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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TRANSRACIAL IDENTITY – RER 359

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about people who identify as another race…yes you heard me we see what stupid shit white people are up to now. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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HARD GAMES – RER 358

What are the hardest games you have played...that you actually enjoyed? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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BORED APE NAZI CLUB – RER 357

Ashtray takes us on a deep dive into NFTs. The troll level on some of this stuff is phenomenal.  Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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AWARDS – RED EYE REPORT 356

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Awards. There are awards for everything. Don’t believe me? Next to me is Ashtray. He has the award for the hairiest asshole in the northern hemisphere. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS – RER 355

Despite being highly-inebriated during this episode, the gang somehow spits interesting knowledge about the Guinness Book of World Records. Also in the show, Ashtray details his hillbilly rendezvous, and Mistic delivers a public safety message about his necessary edibles rations. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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GOOD GUYS WITH GUNS – RER 354

Lots of bad stories about guns these days. We suffer enormous casualties in our own personal battles for mature adult interaction and as usual, we cum last because we care. Also in the show, we bitch about flying and Oracle nerds it up with some VR. Download the Red Eye ...
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FBI HEIST – RED EYE REPORT 353

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray blathers on about some apparently important heist at an FBI office in the 70s. Also in the show, the gang bitches about gas prices, and Teddy appeals to white people in the U.S. to chill out. Download the Red Eye Report ...
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UNDERDOGS – RER 352

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about famous Underdogs. The gang is wasted, so buckle up! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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MICROTRANSACTIONS – RER 351

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Microtransactions. Be honest, how much have you spent on Sims cosmetics? You might be surprised how long microtransactions have been a part of video games, and just how ridiculous some of these are. Also in the show, Will Smith ...
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RACE HEARD ROUND THE WORLD – RER 350

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic tells us about this insane automobile race around the world that happened in 1908. I hope they had their extended car warranty! Also in the show, Oracle unveils his hillbilly steam room and Teddy bitches about white people and their obsession ...
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SKYLAB – RED EYE REPORT 349

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Skylab: NASA's first trailer home in the sky! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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OLD ASS SHIPS – RED EYE REPORT 348

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Old Ass Ships. Humans and maybe even pre-humans were hitting the open seas a long time ago. Tonight, I will stammer through our maritime history like a syphilitic invalid. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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OSCARS – RED EYE REPORT 347

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang is ripped out of their minds while trying to talk about the Oscars. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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GYPSIES – RED EYE REPORT 346

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic tells us a bit about the history of Gypsies. We had no idea there were so many of them in the States! Also in the show, Mistic gives his take on the new Reacher show on Prime and Teddy shares a ...
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LION BALLS ZELENSKY – RER 345

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we examine the gigantic balls of President Zelensky of Ukraine. Also in the show, Ashtray mooches off his friends' hot tub choice, and Oracle gives the gang a standing ovation. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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FALL OF CONSTANTINOPLE – RER 344

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Fall of Constantinople. What a freaking battle! Also in the show, Ashtray gets so high he tries to join the KGB, and Oracle weighs in on Sherlock Holmes Chapter One. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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MEGACHURCHES – RED EYE REPORT 343

We talk about MegaChurches in this episode of the Red Eye Report. The money these churches pull in is insane! We sacrifice goats to our heathen god. Also in the show, Mistic gets dirty with Ms. Pat, and Matthew Stafford joins the Freedom Convoy. Download the Red Eye report wherever ...
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ASIAN CINEMA – RED EYE REPORT 342

In this episode we talk about the massively broad category of Asian Cinema. Teddy nerds out on kung fu movies and the rest of us talk about some of our favorite Asian movies. Also in the show, Ashtray imparts his Rebel Wisdom, and Oracle has his data sold because he ...
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BIG HACK OR BIG HOAX? – RER 341

Is the Chinese government placing tiny surveillance chips into all of our electronics? Are major tech companies covering up the fact that they are? Are we in the midst of a big hack or a big hoax? Ashtray breaks it down. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your ...
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EXTREME WEATHER – RED EYE REPORT 340

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Extreme Weather. There are more destructive weather events happening each year. We’ll take a look at those numbers and extreme weather events from the past. Yeah…they had some extreme weather back then too! ...
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VIDEO GAME MOVIES – RER 339

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about film adaptations of video games. They've traditionally sucked, but there are some gems in there, and they might be getting better. Some of these box office numbers are surprising ...
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CGI – RED EYE REPORT 338

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about CGI. It's surprising how early CGI was actually adopted! The Smirnoff video is crazy and definitely influenced The Matrix. Also in the show, Mistic weighs in on the new Matrix movie, Teddy talks about Chorus, and Ashtray nerds out ...
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NEPOTISM IN HOLLYWOOD – RER 337

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we gush about families in Hollywood. Seriously, a lot of these MFs are related! Also in the show, we nerd out about Arcane and share hilarious customer service industry tantrums we've witnessed ...
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MOTELS – RED EYE REPORT 336

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Motels. What is the difference between a motel and a hotel? Why can motels be so sketchy? We've got you covered. The first motel in San Luis Obispo, California, opened in 1925. Oracle messes that up in the show ...
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MAGIC TO TRAGIC – RED EYE REPORT 335

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about magic tricks that went horribly wrong. Some of these are pretty fishy! Oracle gives his first impressions of Halo Infinite and Teddy gets screwed by Delta airlines...again ...
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GHOST FACERS – RED EYE REPORT 334

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Ghost Facers or people that go ghost hunting. Do you believe in ghosts? Also in the show, Mistic gives us his take on the new Ghostbusters movie and Oracle challenges the group to come up with timeless CG heavy ...
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NIKOLA MOTORS – RED EYE REPORT 334

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Nikola Motors. Remember those guys? There's a reason why you haven't heard about this company in a little bit. The story behind it all is insane. Also in the show, Teddy gives his take on the new Netflix movie ...
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GREAT LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA – RER 332

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Great Library of Alexandria. Just how influential was this place, and how did it come to an end? We review Dune, Forza Horizon 5, Werewolves Within, and bicker like a bunch of angry geese. Download the Red Eye Report ...
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METROIDVANIA MANIA – RED EYE REPORT 331

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metroidvanias and where they came from. Teddy reviews Metroid Dread, Oracle talks about Assassin's Creed: Wrath of the Druids, and we watch a French prostate removal video. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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DRUG SMUGGLING RACER – RED EYE REPORT 330

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Randy Lanier, the drug smuggling racer. This story is batshit crazy. Also on the show, Mistic reviews Midnight Mass on Netflix, Teddy gives us his take on Back 4 Blood, and Oracle weighs in on Far Cry 6. Download the ...
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MISSING WHITE WOMAN SYNDROME – RED EYE REPORT 329

Why do we get so obsessed about missing white women and how disproportionate is the coverage? You might be surprised...or not. Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about idea guys on the spectrum, and Mistic tells us about a cool new car show. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you ...
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MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES – RED EYE REPORT 328

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Mysterious Disappearances. Some of these are weird! Also on the show, Mistic tells us about Malignant, Teddy WarioWare, and we make fun of Ashtray's obsession with the Met Gala. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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FRIENDS AND FAMILY – RED EYE REPORT 327

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy and the gang bullshit about his wedding, Oracle realizes that he likes Star Trek, Mistic becomes a vampire, and Teddy outs his literotica fetish. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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SUBTERFUGE – RED EYE REPORT 326

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Subterfuge, specifically military deception throughout history. Also in this show, Oracle discovers fish tacos and Ashtray learns some new tricks. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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PERSONAL TRANSPORTERS – RED EYE REPORT 325

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Personal Transporters. What the fuck is a personal transporter, you ask? A Segway is one. It turns out electric scooters and other bullshit to take out world champion runners has been around for the past 100 years! And in 2021, ...
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CORPSE MEDICINE – RED EYE REPORT 324

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Corpse Medicine. What is corpse medicine you say? Well, it's the practice of grinding up dead people or parts of dead people and using it for medicine! This practice was WAY more prolific than many people realize. We'll give ...
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SEMINOLES – RED EYE REPORT 323

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Seminoles. These fuckers were badass! Also in the show, Oracle gushes semen while reviewing F1 2021 and Ashtray gushes about how he got ripped off by his mechanic. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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MUSIC VIDEOS – RED EYE REPORT 322

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music Videos. Where did they come from? What were the most expensive ones ever made? We answer those questions and more. Also in the show, Ashtray eats the asses of many a beach goer, and Teddy just wants them to ...
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ASSASSINATION ALL STARS – RED EYE REPORT 321

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the recent assassination of Haiti's president, Jovenel Moïse. Ashtray breaks down other high-profile assassinations throughout history. Also in the show, Mistic discovers the wonders of learning, and Oracle rage quits technical support. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you ...
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ENGINEERING DISASTERS – RED EYE REPORT 320

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Engineering Disasters in the wake of the Surfside, FL condo building collapse. Where have been some other notable engineering disasters throughout history? What happens when the engineers come in hung over? Fucking Titanic. Also in the show, Oracle nerds ...
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LIQUOR – RED EYE REPORT 319

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks about booze. What are the origin stories of our favorite boozes? Also in the show, blackout stories and meandering belligerence. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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ZOMBIES – RED EYE REPORT 318

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we're talking Zombies. Where does the concept of the zombie come from? Would you fuck a zombie? We get high as shit and probably don't answer your questions. Also in the show, Ashtray fires up the meat raffle and Mistic runs for ...
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ADVENTURES WITH UNCLE ASHTRAY – RED EYE REPORT 317

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray tells us a story about stealing wire from a construction site with a couple crackheads. Also in the show, Teddy finally gets on the VR bandwagon and Oracle commits mattresside. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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OPIOID CRISIS – RED EYE REPORT 316

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Opioid Crisis. The gang is high and drunk as shit as they try to recap the new HBO documentary "The Crime of Century." Also on the show, BUTTFUCKER 3000 and murder suicides. Download the Red Eye Report wherever ...
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Earth Theories

HOLLOW AND FLAT EARTH – RED EYE REPORT 315

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hollow and Flat Earth theories. How the hell do people believe this stuff? Teddy breaks down the theories for us. Also in the show, Mistic's love/hate relationship with Christopher Nolan, an Army recruit hijacks a school bus full of kids, ...
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FORGERY – RED EYE REPORT 314

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Forgery. Who creates forgeries and what do they make? You wouldn't believe how much money some of this stuff goes for. Also in the show, we get high as shit on edibles and review the new Mortal Kombat movie, ...
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FASTING – RED EYE REPORT 313

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Fasting. What are the benefits of not stuffing your pie hole constantly? Our resident fasting expert Ashtray breaks it down. Also in the show: VR, killer Mormons, and baseball. Batter up! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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ASTRAL PROJECTION – RED EYE REPORT 312

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Astral Projection. The U.S. government spent millions of dollars studying this phenomenon and had psychic soldiers. Is it legit? We get super high and bring the heat. Also in the show, we review Godzilla vs. Kong, Ashtray tells us a ...
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MARIJUANAS – RED EYE REPORT 311

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get high as shit and try to talk about marijuana. Also in the show, Ashtray and Oracle crash the Hilton and Mistic can't catch a break with his glitcy-ass phone. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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HALLUCINOGENS – RED EYE REPORT 310

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a trip down the Hallucinogen Highway. Also in the show, Oracle has a new totally lame game that he's in love with, and Teddy can't get enough of fat people on airplanes. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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HELA CELLS OF HENRIETTA LACKS – RED EYE REPORT 309

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about the unstoppable HeLa cells of Henrietta Lacks. These human cells have been multiplying on their own since 1951 and have since spread around the globe. Ashtray breaks it down for us. Also in the show, Mistic and Oracle reveal ...
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MONGOL EMPIRE – RED EYE REPORT 308

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Mongol Empire. These motherfuckers accomplished a lot in the 13th century. How did they do it? Also in the show, Teddy makes some potent-ass infused oil, Ashtray cuts off an emotional sponge, and Oracle cries about the ending ...
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PIRATES – RED EYE REPORT 307

Argh matey! Teddy leads us on a haze obscured journey through pirate history. Also on the show, Oracle gets into the air fryer game and Mistic hits us with some software woes with a hint of Cobra Kai. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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EVERYTHING GAY – RED EYE REPORT 306

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get super high, and Mistic tells us some rando facts about gay people throughout history. Also in the show, Teddy crushes on Master Ken, and Ashtray tells us about his about a weirdo dream involving his ex...or is this the dream? ...
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PROJECT AZORIAN – RED EYE REPORT 305

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Project Azorian—the CIA's crazy mission to recover a lost Soviet ballistic missile submarine during the 70s. Also in the show, Oracle becomes a pothead after being on RER for 8 years (took him long enough), Ashtray dumpster dives for Covid-19 ...
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SUPERSTITIONS – RED EYE REPORT 304

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about superstitions. Where do they come from? Why are we afraid of breaking mirrors or spilling salt. Some of the origins might surprise you. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Real VR Fishing for the Oculus Quest, and Ashtray shares ...
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BUSINESS OF WEDDINGS – RED EYE REPORT 303

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the business of weddings. Where did wedding rings come from? Why do we wear them on our ring fingers? What is the average cost of a wedding nowadays. We answer these questions and more. Also in the show, Teddy ...
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FAST FOOD – RED EYE REPORT 302

When did fast food come onto the scene in this country? What are the top fast food chains out there? How do you avoid getting a pube-stuffed burger? We answer these questions and more on this episode of the Red Eye Report! Also in the show, Mistic talks CBDa tinctures ...
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STORMING THE CAPITOL – RED EYE REPORT 301

In this episode we talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol that took place on January 6, 2021. Where the hell are we going with all of this? Turns out, this isn't the first time the capitol has been stormed. Also on the show, Oracle shares some of the ...
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BEST OF 2020 – RED EYE REPORT 300

Not everything this year has sucked balls! The RER might suck balls, but after 300 episodes and 8 years, we're still suckin'! Join us in this night of recollection and debauchery! ...
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BROTHAS IN WARTIME – RED EYE REPORT 299

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy shares stories of black Americans and their contributions during wartime. Also in the show, Mistic now loves the Bee Gees, and never, never, NEVER mess with the staff at Country Kitchen! ...
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PRODIGIES – RED EYE REPORT 298

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic laments about how his kids aren't prodigies. Also in the show, Ashtray whore himself out on OnlyFans.com and Teddy brags about his ridiculously expensive phone ...
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DE-TRANS COMMUNITY – RED EYE REPORT 297

After 10 years of a 3,200% rise in children who believe they are transgender, there is also a growing community of teens and young adults wishing to de-transition. Also on the show, Mistic goes on about some honky tonk strippers, and Teddy makes a case for less death threats ...
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HUNTER-GATHERERS – RED EYE REPORT 296

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about our ancient hunter gatherer origins. Humans were hunter gatherers for 99% of our history! Also in the show, we look at some hilariously shitty Christmas trees, and Ashtray and Teddy have a booze off ...
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CASH BAIL SYSTEM – RED EYE REPORT 295

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy breaks down the cash bail system. Is this system dooming people to fail? How can we fix it? Who can be a bounty hunter? Also in the show, Oracle reviews Assassin's Creed: Valhalla and Mistic bitches about trainers ...
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LARPING – RED EYE REPORT 294

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Live Action Role Playing or LARPing. People really get into this shit! The gang hatches a plan to out LARP the LARPers. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Watch Dogs: Legion and Ashtray breaks down how the U.S. got ...
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SPACE UPDATES – RED EYE REPORT 293

This week on the Red Eye Report, shit is getting too real on Earth, so we turn our eyes to heavens. What the hell is new with space these days. Turns out a lot! Also in the show, the U.S. Postal Service kicks some ass and gets Teddy his smutty ...
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TRAITORS – RED EYE REPORT 292

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, listen to Teddy ramble on about notorious traitors throughout history. Also in the show, Rudy G is caught with his hands down his pants, Apple forces Santa Clause to perform a murder suicide on Charlie Brown and the gang, and Mistic still ...
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VIDEO GAME MODDING – RED EYE REPORT 291

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle nerds out on video game mods. Who makes these things, why are they so cool, and are they good or bad for the video game ecosystem? (Spoiler alert: they're really good) Also in the show, Teddy shares his hilarious experience of ...
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BIGGEST LOSERS – RED EYE REPORT 290

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that just couldn't quit when they were ahead and lost everything as a result. Also on the show, Oracle outs himself as a Limp Bizkit fan, Teddy outs himself as a militant, and the gang confirms the existence of ...
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QANON – RED EYE REPORT 289

In tonight's episode of The Red Eye Report we’re going way down the rabbit’s butthole, looking for Q drops and Bread Crumbs. All to try and understand Qanon - not cause we’re rabbit perverts … except maybe Oracle. Also on the show, Microsoft plays the old carney switcheroo with the ...
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INTERESTING ORIGINS – RED EYE REPORT 288

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle reveals the bizarre and often humble origins of products, companies, and other inventions. Also on the show, Teddy is blinded by rage by Square Enix and Final Fantasy and Ashtray is blinded by his naked mother. Download the Red Eye Report ...
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PROTESTING PROTESTS – RED EYE REPORT 287

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk protests. Why has the line between looters and protesters been blurred in the media? Also in the show, Teddy makes it clear that he wants to be the black representative of all protesting and police reform in this country (just ...
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DOMESTIC TERRORISTS – RED EYE REPORT 286

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss who gets labeled a domestic terrorist and why? Oracle salivates over the majestic and mysterious PS5. And my god, how could they have possibly screwed up Chuckie so bad! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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PHONE PHREAKERS – RED EYE REPORT 285

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Phone Phreaking—phone hacking before it was cool to hack the web. Also on the show, Ashtray shares some wack-ass video about committing suicide, Teddy bitches about old-ass boxers, and Oracle bitches about not having new technology is his hands ...
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VIRTUAL REALITY – RED EYE REPORT 284

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about the history of VR, what's available now, and cool VR tech on the horizon. Is VR going to finally break through to the mainstream? Also in the show, crazies and QAnon, Yale yanks the ying yangs, and Mistic ...
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RELIABLE INFO – RED EYE REPORT 283

Teddy tells us where to find reliable information. Yeah, we're in trouble. Also in this episode: the white people can't stop talking about blowing shit up and dolphin rape, Teddy breaks out his mega nerd card with Minecraft Dungeons, and Ashtray plays his cancer survivor card ...
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SPORTS REVENUE – RED EYE REPORT 282

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Sports. More precisely, the impact they have on communities. Speaking of communities, Ashtray belongs to a few notable ones. The hipster coalition of Menona, Albino Nihilists of America and of course, the southern Wisconsin chapter of Squirrel jackers united ...
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EVERGREEN STATE COLLEGE EQUITY COUNCIL – RED EYE REPORT 281

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we break down what the hell happened at Evergreen State College in 2018. Also in the show, Ashtray shouts down the only black man on the cast, who also happens to be absolutely shitfaced, and Mistic gives us his best Robert Stack ...
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ELECTROMAGNETISM – RED EYE REPORT 280

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle breaks down magnets. Want to buy a magnet that can mangle the fingers of your small children? We've got you covered! It turns out, the biggest magnet, the Earth, is getting a little shifty! Also on the show, Ashtray reminds us ...
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LGBTQ+ RIGHTS – RED EYE REPORT 279

The completely socially inept gang at the Red Eye Report take on a discussion about LGBTQ+ rights. Ashtray somehow manages to talk about silver bullion and Teddy goes off on indecisive customers ...
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BLACK LIVES MATTER – RED EYE REPORT 278

We're living in unprecedented times. Mistic leads our Black Lives Matter discussion. Also in this episode, Oracle nerds out on VR, Teddy pledges his disallegience to Allegient Airlines, and Ashtray bitches about the term "Defund the Police." ...
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DUST BOWL – RED EYE REPORT 277

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, old uncle Ashtray gives us the skinny on the Dust Bowl in the U.S. You'll learn how it started, how it ended, and most importantly, how they got rid of all those waskily wabbits ...
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TRIAL BY MEDIA – RED EYE REPORT 276

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Trial by Media, the new docuseries on Netflix. The first episode of the show deals with the Jonathon Schmitz case where he had a rather embarrassing moment on the Jenny Jones show and ended up killing someone over it. Also ...
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STREAMING – RED EYE REPORT 275

We're talking streaming on this episode of the Red Eye Report. How big has the industry gotten in recent years? How about during the COVID-19 outbreak. We let you know. Also on the show, Ashtray guzzles an ungodly amount of gas station everclear. What could go wrong? ...
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ESPORTS – RED EYE REPORT 274

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss eSports, we prepare a delicious meal for our listener’s refined pallets, and as usual, we piss Oracle off by insulting his chosen profession ...
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MT GOX IMPLODES – RED EYE REPORT 273

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about what happens when you put a Magic the Gathering nerd in charge of billions of dollars. We make fun of Teddy's electric lawnmower. And finally, Mistic get's uppity ...
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GOOD DEEDS – RED EYE REPORT 272

All the negative news got you down? We're here to help! ...
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QUARANTINE LIFE – RED EYE REPORT 271

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about that quarantine life. Are you crazy yet! ...
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PRICE GOUGING – RED EYE REPORT 270

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Price Gouging. We covet small woodland creatures. And as usual, we fuck it all up ...
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THE ECONOMIC DOOM LOOP – RED EYE REPORT 269

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray finally cashes in on his Economic Doom Loop predictions. It's only been 5 years, but well, here we are. Mistic is getting hazard pay, so he's buying fried chicken for everyone, and Ashtray proves that he's absolutely incapable of surviving without ...
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CORONAVIRUS…HOLY SHIT! – RED EYE REPORT 268

Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re checking in on the world. Coronavirus...holy shit! So where we going with all this? Is the media’s reaction overblown? You stocking up on toilet paper? We talk about our first big week in corona land ...
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DAUGHTERS OF THE CONFEDERACY – RED EYE REPORT 267

Teddy breaks down the United Daughters of the Confederacy and reveals he's a plebe when it comes to fast food breakfast. Ashtray steals your woman's heart at the local honky tonk. And Oracle loses it in the Aldi checkout lane ...
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STRATEGY GAMES – RED EYE REPORT 266

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss strategy games. We strategize on how to not go to prison for manslaughter, and as usual, we end up just blaming the black guy ...
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DOMESTIC VIOLENCE – RED EYE REPORT 265

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Domestic Violence. That age old spontaneous boxing match where the only prizes are a ride to the jailhouse for the winner, and PTSD for the loser ...
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QUARANTINES – RED EYE REPORT 264

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss quarantines ...
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SLAVE REVOLTS – RED EYE REPORT 263

Teddy cries out for a race war and the death of all white people in this one. Just kidding. We do learn about some slave revolts though and listen to Mistic bitch about Space Force uniforms ...
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US – RED EYE REPORT 262

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the movie US. We burn ants with a magnifying glass and as usual, we pump up the jams. Us is about a family who gets attacked at their beach house. Here at the RER, were also a family. We may ...
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CHINA’S FORCED ORGAN HARVEST – RED EYE REPORT 261

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss China’s forced organ harvesting. A story so hard to believe and so underreported that only the unbelievably impaired daredevils of The Red Eye Report can bring it to you ...
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FERAL PIGS – RED EYE REPORT 260

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about feral pigs, Ashtray shares a weirdo hipster gymnast story, and Mistic salivates ...
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TEDDY TALKS IT OUT – RED EYE REPORT 259

Teddy talks it out in this one ...
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SPORTS BETTING – RED EYE REPORT 258

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss sports betting, Teddy gets wild over Wheel of Fortune, and the gang loses all of their money ...
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KRATOM – RED EYE REPORT 257

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Kratom. An herbal powder that is not in the mainstream, and taste like shit. Much like Flesh God Apocalypse 😉 ...
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UFOs REBRANDED – RED EYE REPORT 256

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about UFOs, specifically, the rebranding of UFOs to UAPs or Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. Change is in the air and the government is changing their tune on these sightings. What’s going on? ...
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COOKING – RED EYE REPORT 255

This week on the Red Eye Report we talked about cooking, we go on a voyage of self-enlightenment, and we listen to mistic be a salty bastard about everything ...
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TELEMARKETING – RED EYE REPORT 254

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Telemarketing. We plan a raid on a sorority for some panties and as usual, Ashtray makes it weird ...
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BLOODSHED ON BLACK WALL STREET – RED EYE REPORT 253

This week on the Red Eye Report we’re talking about Wall Street. But not Whitey's Wall Street, but Black Wall Street in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Never heard of it? Well, that’s because Whitey tried to burn it off the whole damn map! ...
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HUMAN EVOLUTION – RED EYE REPORT 252

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Human Evolution. Where did we come from and how many Neanderthals did we fuck to get here? Judging by the faces of my co-hosts, I’d say the answer is a lot. Ashtray’s been known to blackout and rummage through ...
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COMPETITIVE EATING – RED EYE REPORT 251

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about competitive eating, we listen to Ashtray ramble on about some bullshit, and we ridicule Ashtray's bad competitive eating jokes about Mistic. With us this week is the Mistic. Mistic has been a competitive eater all his life... The only ...
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MEAT – RED EYE REPORT 250

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Meat. We figure out that Ashtray has a much more sinister side than previously thought. And as usual, we do the bare minimum. With me this week is the Meat pimp Ashtray. For months now, every Sunday, Ashtray has been ...
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DEEPWATER HORIZON – RED EYE REPORT 249

This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Deepwater Horizon. That record-breaking drill rig that set world records for drilling the deepest well, and later spilling the most oil! ...
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SKIN – RED EYE REPORT 248

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we’re talking about skin. I know. I know. You’ve been waiting for this topic since we launched the show in 2012. We got you! With me this week is Mistic. Scientists say that your skin weighs about 15 percent of your body ...
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OBESITY – RED EYE REPORT 247

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about obesity, we listen to Ashtray babble on about some bullshit, and we learn that we're all fat asses. With us tonight is fat ass ashtray. Ashtray is probably the smallest fat-ass among us all but he is the biggest ...
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CIVIL COMMITMENT – RED EYE REPORT 246

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss getting locked up, we make sweet love to a thirteen inch Sony Trinatrizzle, and as usual, we put five on it. With me this week is the soot-covered Ashtray. Ashtray was committed to a mental institution 12 times in his ...
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WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS! – RED EYE REPORT 245

This week on the Red Eye Report we are talking about a common pain in the ass. A pain in the ass that everyone has, but only 50% of the population has to pay for. No, we’re not talking about taxes -- We’re talking about HEMORRHOIDS! We’re jumping the shark ...
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HATS – RED EYE REPORT 244

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about hats. How long have hats been around? What were some of the weirdest hats over the years? We’ll answer those questions and more. With me this week is Top Hat Teddy. Quick question. What’s the difference between a white ...
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GAMBLING – RED EYE REPORT 243

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about gambling, we listen to Ashtray ramble about some bullshit, and we worry about the fate of a nigga in the woods ...
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SOCIAL MEDIA – RED EYE REPORT 242

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss social media, we listen to Teddy blab about thinking he’s cool, and as usual, we farm out the heavy lifting to an Indian telemarketing firm. Take it away Donald. With me this week is the all-seeing oracle. Oracle likes social ...
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FIREWORKS – RED EYE REPORT 241

In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about fireworks. It’s so damn hot out tonight. Everything is hot. There’s Mistic, our hot fat dude. Teddy, our hot black dude. Oracle, our hot East coast starving poet dude. And myself, Ashtray our hot drunk trippin’ on shrooms dude ...
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SPORTSMANSHIP – RED EYE REPORT 240

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about sportsmanship and make fun of Ashtray's mom. Actually, we make fun of everyone's mom. And we give props to me because I'm fucking awesome. With me this week is the Mistic. Mistic is also awesome because we are both ...
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IMPEACHMENT – RED EYE REPORT 239

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Impeachment, we fire off misguided attacks on minorities that have no way of defending themselves. And as usual, we put pride into our work, by winking during the money shot. With me this week is the fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy ...
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ENERGY DRINKS – RED EYE REPORT 238

This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about ENERGY DRINKS! Red Bull, Monster, RockStar, Four Loko, 5-Hour Energy, Bawls, Crunk, Jolt Cola, Sparks, Venom Energy, NOS, and don’t forget Beaver Buzz - just to name a few. With us tonight we have the all seeing, little understanding, Oracle ...
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DEEPFAKES – RED EYE REPORT 237

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss DeepFakes, or the burgeoning ability to fake video and audio using computer algorithms. Are we fucked? We’ll tell you about it and you can be the judge. With me this week is Artificial Ashtray. Y’know the fucked up information dystopia ...
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HOT DIGGITY DOGS – RED EYE REPORT 236

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about dogs, we listen to Mistic rant about something, and as usual, we all give Ashtray shit. Speaking of Ashtray, he's with us this week. You all don't know this, but he's generally never on time, and we always have ...
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SCRAPS OF ISIS – RED EYE REPORT 234

Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re gonna update you about them evil sumbitches we first told you about years ago: ISIS - or Dash, as our Middle Eastern listeners would call them. Or Cray-Cray, as the former bad boys Al Qaeda have called them. First off we have Oracle ...
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MEMORY – RED EYE REPORT 233

Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we discuss memory. What do we know about making memories? How can we improve our memory? How good is your memory? With me is Ashtray. He’s got a terrible memory. He can’t remember jack shit. it’s like 5,000 first dates with this guy at ...
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RER Talks Cheaters

CHEATERS – RED EYE REPORT 232

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talked about cheaters, we tried to pry Oracle back to the real world for the road of VR and as always cuss a whole goddamn lot. With us tonight is Ashtray. Ashtray's a little testy tonight because he doesn't appreciate me ...
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RER Talks Sitcoms

SITCOMS – RED EYE REPORT 231

Here’s a story, of a bear named Teddy, who was online when he met this guy once. That guy said hey dude can you be our token, but then that guy left cuz he’s a cunt. We’ve also got this guy by the name of Oracle. Whos been around since ...
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Israel vs Palestine

ISRAEL VS PALESTINE – RED EYE REPORT 230

This week on the Red Eye Report we are talking about those Middle Eastern knuckleheads Israel and Palestine. With us on the trip we have Mistic; who refused to go visit the Wailing Wall - no matter how many times we tried to explain: It’s not that kind of whaling ...
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Generations

GENERATIONS – RED EYE REPORT 229

On this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Generations. Are you confused about being a millenial, generation x, or are you one of those slick generation Z’s--we’ll break it down for you. With me this week is Ashtray. Ashtray is a man born in the wrong ...
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SCANDALS AND CORRUPTION – RED EYE REPORT 228

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about scandals and two of the evilest greedy white men you have ever heard of. I try to stay awake while Ashtray is talking. And we tell you to go fuck yourself and curse a lot as usual. With us ...
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RELIGIONS – RED EYE REPORT 227

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk God. We trample the dreams of multiple prepubescent girls and as usual, we regurgitate shit we heard on Facebook. With me this week is the all-seeing Oracle. Obviously, Oracle has his own religion. It’s called dafuckoutmyfaceism. He and Jessie Ventura ...
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Animal Attacks

ANIMAL ATTACKS! – RED EYE REPORT 226

This week on the Red Eye Report we are talking about animal attacks! It’s a jam-packed 5-way show tonight with Manatee Mistic, Orangutan Oracle, Toucan Teddy, myself Albatross Ashtray, and our special guest Tiger Treat Travis! Who brought the lube and a scratching post? This is the RED EYE REPORT ...
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LASERS (SHINE ME IN THE EYE AGAIN AND I WILL STAB YOUR PARROT) – RED EYE REPORT 225

On the episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about lasers. What the fuck is a laser? Is it made from magic beans? No, you dumbshit. It is not. Are there lasers that you can buy on Amazon that will cause permanent blindness and pop balloons? Yes. With me ...
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AMUSEMENT PARKS (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AMUSEMENT PARKS) – RED EYE REPORT 224

Teddy was too lazy to write up an intro. Watch the trainwreck that ensues in the video. Oh yeah, and we talk about Garth Brooks ...
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THE CIRCUS – RED EYE REPORT 223

Come one, come all and join us for the greatest show on Facebook. From fearless dick jokes, hopeless minority bashing, excessive fucking swearing and four dudes with nothing better to do on a weekday, the Red Eye Report will both tickle and arouse your senses. A long time staple of ...
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KIDNAPPINGS – RED EYE REPORT 222

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about kidnappings that scared the world and captivated the media. No children were harmed in the making of this podcast, but they may have been slapped around a little. First of we have Oracle. His prefered method of kidnapping is ...
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EXISTENTIAL RISKS – RED EYE REPORT – 221

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Existential Risks. Is the human race doomed go extinct within the next couple centuries or even sooner? Don’t worry, we’ll find out through completely uninformed discourse. With me this week is Asteroid Ashtray. His balls all so big and ...
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VACATIONS – RED EYE REPORT 220

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about vacations, we listen to Oracle trying to convince us that his cat is not dead and stuffed, and as usual, we listen to Ashtray ramble on about some bullshit. Speaking of Ashtray he's with us this week. Ashtray's been ...
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BIG PHARMA – RED EYE REPORT 219

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Big Pharma. We tell you what's sexy and what to fuck, and as usual, we submit new definitions for “Polish car bomb” to Urban dictionary, only to have them all rejected. With me this week is the soot-covered Ashtray. Ashtrays ...
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RELATED TO EVIL – RED EYE REPORT 218

On tonight’s stream of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the parents and family of mass murderers. First off we have the Mistic. He’s no mass murderer, but he sure kills it in the handicap toilet stall! His new Mandatory poop joke out of the way, next we have ...
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WORLD’S FAIR – RED EYE REPORT 217

On tonight’s stream of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the World’s Fair a.k.a the biggest dick measuring contest on the planet. With me tonight is Teddy. He was actually a part of the 1982 World’s Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee. Teddy was inside one of those little R2D2 robots ...
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NCAA – RED EYE REPORT 216

We talk about the NCAA on this one. We deleted the outline accidentally. You're fucking welcome ...
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STAN LEE – RED EYE REPORT 215

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Stanley Martin Lieber, better known as Stan Lee. We out stay our welcome in almost every aspect of our lives and as usual, we incessantly joke about fucking everyone’s mothers. With me single-handedly this week is the all-seeing Oracle. Oracle ...
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LAND MINES – RED EYE REPORT 214

Tonight we’re talking about land mines. Another thrilling topic from Ashtray; the brilliant mind behind “Plumbing” and “Flood Insurance”! First we have Teddy. He eats ass, and he’s proud of it. As a fellow ass eater, I approve his message - That Oracle and Mistic can go eat a dick! ...
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SPOOKY PLACES – RED EYE REPORT 213

Tonight we’re talking about spooky places. Do you believe in gagagaghosts? Speaking of spooky places, Ashtray comes to us live from his spooky apartment. Well, I guess it’s not spooky if you’re packing a sawed-off shotgun and have had your orifices sewn shut. I don’t know where the fuck I’m ...
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MORE PET SHIT – RED EYE REPORT 212

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about pets. We listen to Oracle’s lies about his triumph of the great flea war, and we bring some fucking sexy. With me this week is Ashtray. Ashtray has a deep pet secret that he doesn't want you to know ...
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MUSIC – RED EYE REPORT 211

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music. We perpetuate the lies of the right wing and as usual, we do drugs? With me this week is the all-seeing Oracle. Oracle’s a musical virtuoso. He was responsible for some of the greatest musical pieces ever written. Beethoven’s ...
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MICROPLASTICS – RED EYE REPORT 210

On tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Microplastics Next to me is Oracle. He’s been having an issue with microplastics lodged in his adrenal gland. Which is really just his excuse for being a raging asshole at the gas station when they run out of cheese ...
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CON ARTISTS – RED EYE REPORT 209

On tonight’s episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Con Artists, confidence men, and swinders. With me this week is Telelscam Teddy. He’s wanted in 13 states for his fraudulent deeds. He’s swindled 90 year old widows out of their social security checks. He’s knabbed toothfairy money from ...
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BULLYING – RED EYE REPORT 208

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about bullying. We bring a little bit of the sexy, and we vomit uncontrollably as Ashtray rubs his nipples. Speaking of Ashtray, his specialty in bullying information. He either gives too much as the spoiler king of Madison or just ...
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Chaos Theory

CHAOS THEORY – RED EYE REPORT 179

In this week's episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Chaos Theory. Apparently, chaos can lead to structure. Who knew? ...
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Men's Rights

MEN’S RIGHTS – RED EYE REPORT 178

This week on The Red Eye Report we ask: Do Men Have Rights? Of course they do...but they might get a bad rap from time to time. We watch a documentary about Men's Rights called The Red Pill, and finally, we bitch about stuff that happened two months ago and ...
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Stadiums

STADIUMS – RED EYE REPORT 177

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Stadiums. Big-ass stadiums, extravagant stadiums, useless stadiums, cool stadiums, we've got you covered. We also review the movie Afflicted, and finally, grandpappy Ashtray tells us about Nam ...
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Climate Change

CLIMATE CHANGE – RED EYE REPORT 176

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss fake Global Warming (just kidding, we're not fucking retarded). We watch Vincent Dinofrio go insane and as usual, we come correct ...
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Dictators

DICTATORS – RED EYE REPORT 175

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Dictators. You know Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-un, and Benito Mussolini. Where did they come from? What makes a dictator? What kind of cheese do they like? We also review the movie The Lobster. Spoiler alert – it’s weird ...
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Nukes

NUKES – RED EYE REPORT 174

On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Nukes. Are we fucked? ...
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Suicide

SUICIDE – RED EYE REPORT 173

On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Suicide. Is suicide more prevalent today than it was in the past? Which professions have the top suicide rate? We answer those questions and more. We also review a movie that will make you want to kill yourself, Belly ...
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The Poles

POLAR – RED EYE REPORT 172

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the poles. We fuckadiddle a tittlywink and as usual, we bring that mothafuckin sexy. Everybody lies, or tells tall tales every once in a while……and we’re no different ...
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Rewritten History

REWRITTEN HISTORY – RED EYE REPORT 171

On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about the Rewritten History. Keeping with the fucked over theme, we review the film Hidden Figures. And finally, we….oh…well let’s not get ahead of ourselves ...
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Hostages

HOSTAGES – RED EYE REPORT 170

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Hostages. From crazy Russian hostage situations to hostages falling in love with their captors - we've got you covered. We also review a movie about hostages, Argo. And finally, Mistic bitches about Blac Chyna ...
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Allergies

ALLERGIES – RED EYE REPORT 169

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Allergies. Why the fuck does everybody have such severe allergies these days? Like kids dying from peanut butter. We also review the Val Kilmer other kind of nose porn, The Salton Sea. Finally, Mistic bitches about tiny homes. Are ...
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RED EYE REPORT 168 - PORN

PORN – RED EYE REPORT 168

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Porn. We watch a documentary about some sort of Fetish type porn shit. And as usual, we get down on some turtle head porn ...
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Sieges

SIEGES – RED EYE REPORT 167

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about famous Sieges throughout history and the Steven Seagal movie, Under Siege. Goddamn Gary Busy is the ugliest looking woman you’ll ever see ...
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Video Games

VIDEO GAMES – RED EYE REPORT 166

This week on the Red Eye Report we’re talking about our favorite video games. Yes, another topic that requires absolutely no expertise or in depth reporting, and will keep Teddy up long enough to babble through the whole episode ...
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Heaven and Hell

HEAVEN AND HELL – RED EYE REPORT 165

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Heaven and Hell. Are you going to hell? Is your baby mongoose going to hell? We also review Dogma, a movie about Heaven and Hell. Finally, we talk about a heavy metal beer delivery system and try to get ...
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Private Dicks

PRIVATE DICKS – RED EYE REPORT 164

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Dicks, of the private variety. We watch a movie about the world’s only Rock and Roll Private Dick and as usual, we masturbate with unique, but painful kitchen appliances ...
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Wrestling

WRESTLING – RED EYE REPORT 163

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Professional Wrestling. Grown men in tights pretending to be in fights. Cocaine. Enlarged clitorises. In the spirit of wrestling we review “The Resurrection of Jake the Snake,” and finally, we set specific terms for milking sheep. Watch those terms man ...
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Under the Sea

UNDER THE SEA – RED EYE REPORT 162

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we go Under the Sea, talk about all of the scary shit that lives down there, watch James Cameron's classic, The Abyss, and finally tell you where you can find the best HD VHS tapes on Ebay ...
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Road Trips

ROAD TRIPS – RED EYE REPORT 161

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Road Trips. Yep. That's it. Oh yeah, Ashtray reminds us how creepy he is ...
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The Movies Episode

FAVORITE MOVIES – RED EYE REPORT 160

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss our favorite movies. We take a long hard look at Jack Nicholson dabbling in insanity and as usual, we measure cocks to see which one of us has to pick up the check. Teddy wins most of the time ...
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Food

FOOD – RED EYE REPORT 159

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Food. Where did bread come from? What's the grossest food out there? We answer those questions and more. We also review Arrival, and finally, we spread the gospel of anarchist potholes ...
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Fake News

FAKE NEWS – RED EYE REPORT 158

This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re going to bring you some Fake News. We also review The Magnificent Seven. Finally, Ashtray gives tips on stealing your neighbor's wifi ...
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Performance Art

PERFORMANCE ART – RED EYE REPORT 157

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we lay down some Performance Art. What is performance art again? We give you our take on Adam Sandler's 2015 masterpiece, Pixels, and finally we get you the hookup on that drive thru weed ...
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Institutionalized

INSTITUTIONALIZED – RED EYE REPORT 156

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get Institutionalized - Insane Asylums, sanitoriums, and medical machinery. We hope you aren't squeemish. We also review Gangs of New York and Ashtray bitches about his deformed face ...
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PENIS – RED EYE REPORT 155

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks about dicks. Oracle is blackout drunk (again). And our challenged minds get blown by V for Vendetta (not really). God help us ...
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PROHIBITION – RED EYE REPORT 154

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Prohibition. Who thought that was a good idea again? We review The Nice Guys, and finally, we spank a greased pig ...
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Sleep

SLEEP – RED EYE REPORT 153

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Sleep, we watch Jim Carrey play an insane street magician, and we somehow manage not to get fired by our station manager, Fungicidal Frank ...
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Mafia

MAFIA – RED EYE REPORT 152

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mafioso, we review a food orgy and as usual, we plummet even further into excellence and obscurity ...
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Mercenaries

MERCENARIES – RED EYE REPORT 151

This week on the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mercenaries. Dirty deeds done dirt and diamond cheap – That kind of thing. We also take a look at the fantasy classic, Legend, starring Tom Cruise, and finally, we kill the neighbor’s dog with a throwing star ...
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Law Enforcement

LAW ENFORCEMENT – RED EYE REPORT 150

This week on the Red Eye Report we look at law enforcement agencies of the good old USofA. We also take a look at a badass assassin in the film Sicario, and finally, we get into a knife fight over which is better: pickles or carrots ...
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Gold

GOLD – RED EYE REPORT 149

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Gold. How did gold end up being so valuable in the first place? How much gold really exists in the world? We answer those questions and more. We also take a look at the classic film, Blazing Saddles, and ...
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Fraud

FRAUD – RED EYE REPORT 148

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Fraud. We sacrifice a bag of sour patch kids to the diabetes gods and as usual, we berate a polish immigrant in broken Cyrillic ...
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Political Satire

POLITICAL SATIRE – RED EYE REPORT 147

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Political Satire. We also give our review for Green Room, starring Sir Patrick Stewart, and finally, we spank 10 monkeys ...
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Pets

PETS – RED EYE REPORT 146

On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about our beloved pets. Where did dogs come from? Why do our cats hate us? What are the weirdest pets that people own? We answer those questions and review Deadpool. Oh yeah, Ashtray gives us some tips to stay boozy ...
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Left 4 Dead

LEFT 4 DEAD – RED EYE REPORT 145

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that were hard as fuck to kill. We watch a dude that’s hard as fuck to kill. And as usual, we annoy your parents, grossly under achieve our potential and become increasingly distant out of boredom, ‘cause the RED ...
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Protests

PROTESTS – RED EYE REPORT 144

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss Protests. The Dakota Access Pipeline protests are all the rage these days. Do the protesters actually have a chance to win this fight? We’ll discuss that, look at other big protests from the past, give our review for Captain America ...
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Bunkers

BUNKERS – RED EYE REPORT 143

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep underground into bunkers. How big is the biggest bunker? We’ll find out. Keeping with the bunker theme, we review 10 Cloverfield Lane. We talk about our Battlefield One experience, and finally, we throw corn cobs at small children ...
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HACKING HUMANITY – RED EYE REPORT 142

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hacking Humanity. Believe it or not, the world of Deus Ex might not be that far off in the future, and the people pushing the limits might not be who you'd expect. We also take a look at Teenage Mutant ...
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Unfinished Business

UNFINISHED BUSINESS – RED EYE REPORT 141

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Unfinished Bidness. We watch a movie about Big Bidness and as usual, we grope ourselves while watching Olympic Beach Volleyball ...
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Memory

MEMORY – RED EYE REPORT 140

This week on the Red Eye Report, we talk about memory, we watch a movie called “Remember”, and we….what was I talking about? ...
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Nudity

NUDITY – RED EYE REPORT 139

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Nudity. No, we don't mean your naked butt sitting in the bathtub. We're talking public nudity. We give you a heads up on where it all started, some ups and downs, and of course, where you can find your ...
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Olympics

OLYMPICS – RED EYE REPORT 138

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Olympics. Were the original Olympic Games like what we see on TV today? How about all of the ceremonial stuff? Where did all of that come from? What are some obscure games that aren't included anymore? We answer ...
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Coups

COUPS – RED EYE REPORT 137

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Coups. We watch a latin man best an old man, kind of...and as usual, we rip on Pokemon Go and any nerds that think it’s cool ...
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Sexual Assault

SEXUAL ASSAULT – RED EYE REPORT 136

This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about Sexual Assault. In the wake of the high-profile rape case coming out of Stanford, we’re wondering how many more cases like this are out there? We also review the sci-fi flick, Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise. Finally, we hit up nasty ...
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Infrastructure

INFRASTRUCTURE – RED EYE REPORT 135

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss America's aging Infrastructure. That's right, our bridges and schools are crumbling around us while Donald Trump tweets about the perils of having Mexicans and Muslims in our country ...
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American Dream

AMERICAN DREAM – RED EYE REPORT 134

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the American Dream. Is it still alive? We also have an important discussion about dick pics, deadly camels, review Requiem for the American Dream, and debate about bald eagles and pink eye ...
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Orson Welles

ORSON WELLES – RED EYE REPORT 133

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Orson Welles. We watch a little Orson Welles and as usual, we choke like Orson Welles’s career. Ashtray brings a little DOOM to the conversation, and we get into a high-brow discussion about pubes ...
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Game Shows

GAME SHOWS – RED EYE REPORT 132

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Game Shows. We delve into where they came from and try to find the craziest of the bunch. We also watch Mr. Holmes, starring Ian McKellen, and finally, we hook electrodes to our testicles and play a game of ...
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Plumbing

PLUMBING – RED EYE REPORT 131

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Plumbing. It might not sound like the most exciting topic, but we excavated some interesting history and terrible toilet stories to share. We also dig up some Dirty Flowers and call Moby Dick a pussy to his face ...
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Haunted Places

HAUNTED PLACES – RED EYE REPORT 130

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Haunted Places, we vex over what to do with Chyna's brain, and as usual, we have a debate about dolphins, garlic sauce, and Conor McGregor ...
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Sex Scandals

SEX SCANDALS – RED EYE REPORT 129

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Sex Scandals, we find out what Mad Max's car would look like if he drove a Saab, and as usual, Teddy interrupts us at awkward moments cuz he doesn’t pay attention ...
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Computer Science

COMPUTER SCIENCE – RED EYE REPORT 128

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Computer Science. That’s right, we talk about classic ones, bitch about Windows, and share some speculations about where computing is going to be in the future. We also take a look at The Imitation Game, a movie about the ...
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Astrology

ASTROLOGY – RED EYE REPORT 127

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Astrology. You'll have to be the judge if our horoscopes are accurate or not. We also give you our review of Spotlight and its pervy priests. Finally, we get into a deep debate about whether dreadlocks are clean or ...
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boner biscuits

BONER BISCUITS – RED EYE REPORT 126

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dish out Boner Biscuits for only the best of boners. Make sure you bring your boner pants ...
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Easter

EASTER – RED EYE REPORT 125

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Easter - its pagan origins, why there's a bunny to begin with, and just how much money we sink into filling our Easter baskets. We also take a look at the movie, Dope, and finally we cry about crybabies ...
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nuclear power

NUCLEAR POWER – RED EYE REPORT 124

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Nuclear Power. We take a look at some abuse of power and as usual, we talk about how much better it was back in the day ...
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Marvel vs DC

MARVEL VS DC – RED EYE REPORT 123

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Marvel vs DC – y’know Batman vs. Superman, X-Men, Captain America: Civil War, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and the Avengers. We also take a look at A Most Wanted Man, starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and finally, we talk about ...
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Traitors - Red Eye Report

TRAITORS – RED EYE REPORT 122

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, four wasted and stoned dudes talk about some of the world's most infamous traitors. We also give you our take on the comedy/horror flick Housebound. Finally, we have a random discussion about breastfeeding in public ...
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Moonshine - RER Ep 121

MOONSHINE – RED EYE REPORT 121

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we kidnap a hillbilly and force him to talk about Moonshine and NASCAR. We also give you the scoop on Deadpool and the new game, Devil Daggers. Finally, we open the vault and review Training Day, starring Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke ...
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invasive species

INVASIVE SPECIES – RED EYE REPORT 120

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss invasive species, we survive the game for a while and as usual, we backhand a few puppies ...
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amusement parks

AMUSEMENT PARKS – RED EYE REPORT 119

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about amusement parks - you know, the super weird and dangerous ones. We also take a look at 300: Rise of an Empire, and finally, we forget how to live ...
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Medical Tourism

MEDICAL TOURISM – RED EYE REPORT 118

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the wild world of Medical Tourism. We also give you the documentary, Cartel Land. Finally, we tell you what takes to become a Scumbag Steve or Overly Attached Girlfriend ...
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Star Wars

STAR WARS – RED EYE REPORT 117

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we get high as shit, talk about Star Wars, and go to a galaxy far, far away. We also go under the sea and talk about the high-stakes nuclear sub film, Crimson Tide. Finally, we listen to Mistic pledge his undying allegiance ...
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cars

CARS – RED EYE REPORT 116

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Cars. We watch a movie about four different rooms and as usual, we come to fuck shit up ...
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naval warfare

NAVAL WARFARE – RED EYE REPORT 115

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we don’t just get high, we hit the high seas and talk about Naval Warfare. We also take a look at old Japanese Anime that isn’t tentacle porn, and finally, we make jokes about HIV and autism ...
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football

FOOTBALL – RED EYE REPORT 114

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we hit the gridiron and talk a little about how football evolved into the sport that we love today. We also take a look at The LEGO Movie, and finally tackle the debate--PF Changs or Burger King? ...
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monster

MONSTER MYTH MASH – RED EYE REPORT 113

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we try to track down many a monster from around the world. We also tell you if we found any good acting out of Nicholas Cage, and finally, we warn you about the dangers of killer cats ...
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history

HISTORY NUGGETS VOL 3 – RED EYE REPORT 112

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss History Nuggets Volume 3, we witness the glory that is Tom Hardy’s penis, and as usual, we harness the power of cat videos to help our subliminal Donald Trump propaganda go viral ...
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gambling

GAMBLING – RED EYE REPORT 111

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about gambling, we also take a look at some hot naked robots, and give you the addresses of some shitty people that need a beatdown ...
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counterfeit

COUNTERFEIT – RED EYE REPORT 110

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about counterfeit clothing, art, tickets, and of course, money. You won't believe how much fake shit is out there. We also review the Ted movies, and bitch about bastard bears. Go away bear! ...
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cosplay

COSPLAY – RED EYE REPORT 109

This one is all about cosplay, fan fiction, and other fan-created content. We also take a look at "Dear White People." We hope you brought your nerd pants ...
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wedding

WEIRD WEDDING RITUALS – RED EYE REPORT 108

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we look at bizarre wedding customs and ways people get hitched around the world. And you thought the Macarena was bad! ...
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mass migrations

MASS MIGRATIONS – RED EYE REPORT 107

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mass Migrations both present and past. We follow another migration across the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Mad Max: Fury Road, and finally, we discuss the intricacies of roasting marshmallows with a zippo ...
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natural disasters

NATURAL DISASTERS – RED EYE REPORT 106

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a look at some of the worst, and weirdest, Natural Disasters in recorded history. We also review Kingsman: The Secret Service, and round the show out with a candid discussion about building a wall on the Canadian border (Insert Wank ...
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dirty business

DIRTY BUSINESS – RED EYE REPORT 105

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Dirty Business ranging from running from taxes to snuffing out the competition just like in the movie we review, Reservoir Dogs. We also talk about explosions in China and nihilists living in the Arby's bathroom ...
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scandalous presidents

SCANDALOUS PRESIDENTS – RED EYE REPORT 104

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Scandalous Presidents. We watch Mr. John Lithgow tear it the fuck up and as usual we get the rumor mill running with a few scandals of our own ...
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aliens

ALIENS – RED EYE REPORT 103

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about aliens. We’ll also listen to Ashtray bitch about the robots in Interstellar. Finally, we’ll take a look in Teddy's underpants and see if we can’t find any new life-forms hiding under his balls ...
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death penalty

DEATH PENALTY – RED EYE REPORT 102

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Death Penalty in America and the recent controversy surrounding it. We also take a look at the very psychological horror flick, the Babadook. And finally, we discuss the pros and cons of storing cow eyes and cats in ...
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TV around the world

TV AROUND THE WORLD – RED EYE REPORT 101

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss TV around the world. We sit down and watch a sociopath with a camera. And as usual, we round up the kids, cuz it’s time for our Polio shots ...
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jailbreaks

JAILBREAKS – RED EYE REPORT 100

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Jailbreaks. We take a look at the worlds oldest and in my opinion, best troll. And as usual, we get banned from useless social networking sites, say that it doesn’t bother us, but deep down inside, it does ...
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monarchies

MONARCHIES – RED EYE REPORT 099

Tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report is all about monarchies around the world. We’ll take a look at historical monarchies and talk about current ones that are still standing. We’ll also take a look at the movie There Will Be Blood and not-so-discount drugs ...
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home grown terrorism

HOME GROWN TERRORISM – RED EYE REPORT 098

Home grown terrorism. What motivates these assholes? ...
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dating

DATING – RED EYE REPORT 097

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about dating. That includes things like Tinder, Eharmony, Farmers Only, and other strange dating rituals from around the world ...
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DIY

DIY – RED EYE REPORT 096

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss how to Do it yourself, or DIY. We watch a documentary about depression, I mean bridges, and as usual, we muster the strength to tell Teddy he has a problem. He calls people Bruh….way too much ...
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modern day slavery

MODERN DAY SLAVERY – RED EYE REPORT 095

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss modern day slavery. We watch a cop….from the future…..do his job, and as usual, we stick around for the rain delay ...
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biker gangs

BIKER GANGS – RED EYE REPORT 094

In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about criminals that ride on two wheels, biker gangs. We also watch a Winnebago salesman lose his shit, and we warn you about the perils of binge eating ...
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simulators

SIMULATORS – RED EYE REPORT 093

From high-tech military sims to zombie goat simulators ...
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traveling band

TRAVELING BAND – RED EYE REPORT 092

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about traveling bands old, new, and downright ancient. We take a peek at some flatmates that happen to be vampires (it's hilarious), and we give you tips on how to rob someone's semen by gunpoint and get away with it ...
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censorship

CENSORSHIP – RED EYE REPORT 091

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Internet censorship. We watch the British “Wire” and as usual, we learn a valuable lesson about handjobs ...
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e-cigs and vapes

E-CIGS AND VAPES – RED EYE REPORT 090

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss E-cigs and Vapes, 50 percent of us witness the downfall of Atari, and as usual, we scream from the top of our lungs, what’s goin on? ...
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net neutrality

NET NEUTRALITY – RED EYE REPORT 089

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Net Neutrality, we find out what it was like to ride in a WW2 death trap, and we bitch about how our Skype call keeps dropping ...
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taxes

TAXES – RED EYE REPORT 088

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Taxes …hopefully you filed yours, but if you didn't, and you're running from the IRS like Ashtray, we've got something for you too! ...
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paparazzi

PAPARAZZI – RED EYE REPORT 087

This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about the paparazzi, we watch Micheal Keaton as a disgraced superhero, and as usual tell some people to fuck off ...
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epic heists

EPIC HEISTS – RED EYE REPORT 086

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Epic Heists, we play in the mud and as usual, we dedicate all proceeds from the show to the savior of humanity and the next president of the United States, Ted Cruz ...
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sex toys

SEX TOYS – RED EYE REPORT 085

This week on the Red Eye Report, we talk about sex toys past, present, and future. We take a peek at Ronald Reagan’s personal bible, otherwise known as Nancy’s dildo, and above all else, we try to kill Hitler ...
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wearable tech

WEARABLE TECH – RED EYE REPORT 084

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we take a look at wearable tech, and I’m not talking about the GPS tracking buttplug that keeps beeping from Oracle’s ass. That’s court ordered! ...
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environmental disasters

ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTERS – RED EYE REPORT 083

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we cover some of the worst "my bad" environmental disasters in human history ...
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gangstas

ORIGINAL GANGSTAS – RED EYE REPORT 082

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Gangstas. We watch the Japanese version of the Hunger Games. And as usual, we get the shitty weapons in the cutthroat world of independent podcasting ...
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affluenza

AFFLUENZA – RED EYE REPORT 081

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Affluenza, we share how you can turn your kids into cash, and we listen to Iago read 50 Shades of Grey ...
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torrents

TORRENTS – RED EYE REPORT 080

In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about all those tempting torrents, and how we’re still waiting for them to destroy all entertainment as we know it … ...
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vaccines

VACCINES – RED EYE REPORT 079

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Vaccines, we give our take on The Interview, and as usual, we talk about life with scabies all over our balls ...
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urban legends

URBAN LEGENDS – RED EYE REPORT 078

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Urban Legends. We get Blue in the Face, with the wolf and as usual, we search for gay porn audio while our parents try to discern how our day went.......Awwkkwward ...
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altballs

ALTBALLS – RED EYE REPORT 077

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we witness Ray Liotta’s best performance since Goodfellas, we talk about sporting leagues from around the world that you might not have heard of, Altballs. We also watch four men cum on a biscuit and eat it ...
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extremist assholes

EXTREMIST ASSHOLES – RED EYE REPORT 076

Extremist Assholes. Don't be a dick ...
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in the shadows

IN THE SHADOWS – RED EYE REPORT 075

This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about secret government experiments that live in the shadows. We talk about the fall of the mighty Apple, and as always, we bring you a little of the sexy ...
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new year

RED EYE NEW YEAR – RED EYE REPORT 074

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the New Year. We find out what the vampire Lestat sounds like when he sings poorly written songs. And as usual, we use nothing but designer Zydrate ...
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commercial

COMMERCIAL SUCCESS – RED EYE REPORT 073

A few of our favorite commercials from 2014 ...
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assassins

ASSASSINS – RED EYE REPORT 072

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Assassins. We watch a movie about Assassinish types. And as usual, we toe bang homeless people in the park before we record this show ...
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cults

CULTS – RED EYE REPORT 071

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Cults. We find out that fifteenth-century Sultans, were fucking dicks. And as usual, we scream "I can't breathe" when we get put into a chokehold ...
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riots

RIOTS – RED EYE REPORT 070

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Riots, Riots, while Oracle throws back a shit ton of beer. We watch a movie with a lot of hot women and a lot of poop. And as usual, we differ on our level of comfort with disgusting baby jokes ...
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thanksgiving

RED EYE THANKSGIVING – RED EYE REPORT 069

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Thanksgiving. We get Under the Skin with Scarlett Johansson. And as usual, we discover that our vaginas aren't real ...
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shady ass doctors

DR. FEELGOOD – RED EYE REPORT 068

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Shady ass Doctors. We watch a movie that would definitely win the Awkward Oscar. And as usual, we stand with Governor Walker ...
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history nuggets

HISTORY NUGGETS VOL. 2 – RED EYE REPORT 067

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we lay down some History Nuggets version 2.0. Revelations are abound with this weeks movie, Rapture Palooza. And as usual, for the next hour or so, the lunatics run the god damn asylum ...
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wisconsin death trip

WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP – RED EYE REPORT 066

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get up on this Wisconsin Death Trip. We take a ride with the ultimate British badass. And as usual, we prove that white men can jump....just not very high ...
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doomsday

DOOMSDAY – RED EYE REPORT 065

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss....Pottasium....Just kidding, we discuss Doomsday. We watch a movie about a very plausible doomsday scenario. And as usual, we dance as the palaces burn ...
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scientology

SCIENTOLOGY – RED EYE REPORT 064

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Scientology. We watch Russians be....well, Russians. And as usual, we strike fear in the hearts of conservative pundits everywhere ...
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pandemics

PANDEMICS – RED EYE REPORT 063

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss pandemics. We watch a movie about cannibals. And as usual, we spend our spare time formulating creative ways to sexually violate homeless people ...
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3d printing

3D PRINTING – RED EYE REPORT 062

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss 3D Printing and the intricacies of how to print your own anal beads. We watch a documentary about the machines that print those anal beads. And as usual, we do the show while using anal beads ...
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trolls

TROLLS – RED EYE REPORT 061

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Trolls. We say good morning to Vietnam. And as usual, we headbutt...just...about...everything ...
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taxis

TAXIS – RED EYE REPORT 060

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Taxis. We watch what is quite possibly, the worst animated movie ever made. And, as usual, we illicit strong feelings of disappointment from close family members ...
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media disintegrity

MEDIA DISINTEGRITY – RED EYE REPORT 059

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss some media disintegrity. We also find out a good recipe for HGH ...
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guts 2 nuts

GUTS 2 NUTS – RED EYE REPORT 058

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we take a journey from the Guts 2 Nuts. We also take a look at the intricacies of German doggystyle....I mean dog fighting and as usual, we find a random hole in the wall of a bathroom and yeah....we fuck it ...
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internet security

INTERNET SECURITY – RED EYE REPORT 057

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we discuss Internet Security. We watch a movie about some people who probably haven't even heard of the internet. And as usual, we fist fuck anything and everything we can get our hands on ...
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9/11

9/11 – RED EYE REPORT 056

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we talk about 9/11. We watch a movie that's sort of about 9/11. And as usual, we bring a fuck ton of the sexy ...
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north korea

NORTH KOREA – RED EYE REPORT 055

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we discuss North Korea. We take a look at some true bad asses and as usual, we make the truly hard decisions that affect not only our lives, but the lives.....o who am I kidding, the hardest decision any of us has ...
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arson

ARSON – RED EYE REPORT 054

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we light a fire and talk about Arson. We learn that pumping is like cumming. And as usual, we embody irony each and every time we refer to what we do as journalism ...
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airline disasters

AIRLINE DISASTERS – RED EYE REPORT 053

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we discuss Terror in the Air or airline disasters. We also watch a movie about real 'Muricans. And as usual, we tell a few people to lick our sweaty balls ...
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practical jokes

PRACTICAL JOKES – RED EYE REPORT 052

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss practical jokes. We take a look at a joke of a movie and as usual. And we make some semblance of rational thought about 57% of the time ...
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robots

ROBOTS – RED EYE REPORT 051

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss Robots. We watch a movie about the Jukebox Heroes's cousin Tai Chi, and as usual, we finger fuck small Asian boys.....oops, wrong podcast ...
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movie remakes

MOVIE REMAKES – RED EYE REPORT 050

In our 50th show of The Red Eye Report we discuss Movie Remakes. We watch and judge a recent Korean remake, and as usual, we tear some shit up ...
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u.s. energy boom

U.S. ENERGY BOOM – RED EYE REPORT 049

In tonight's episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss the U.S. energy boom. We watch David Carradine do his best rendition of the gimp from Pulp Fiction and as usual, we ask the burning questions...like.....why is a woman's prison called a penal colony? ...
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the fed

THE FED – RED EYE REPORT 048

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss The Fed, or the Federal Reserve. We take a load off with another documentary about an aging drummer, although this one is a little less grouchy. And as usual, we struggle to stay within a fucking time limit ...
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music of our youth

MUSIC OF OUR YOUTH – RED EYE REPORT 047

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the music that made us the men that we are today. We watch a documentary about the square and as usual, Ashtray talks to his dead cat ...
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world cup

WORLD CUP – RED EYE REPORT 046

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss the World Cup. We discover that living in a trailer park entitles you to say fuck.....a lot. And as usual, we lick weird psychedelic toads and try to have a meaningful conversation about porcupines ...
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racism

RACISM – RED EYE REPORT 045

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss Racism. We watch one of the quirkier kung fu movies out there, and as usual, we ingest copious amounts of illegal substances all while inspiring awe in the minds of our listeners ...
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superheroes

REAL LIFE SUPERHEROES – RED EYE REPORT 044

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss Superheroes. We watch a movie about Superheroes....well...sort of. And as usual, we make fun of a lot of people to make ourselves feel better ...
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freak shows

FREAK SHOWS – RED EYE REPORT 043

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss freak shows. We watch a freak of a main character, or is he just ODD? And as usual, we bring some god damn sexy ...
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board games

BOARD GAMES – RED EYE REPORT 042

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss Board games. We find out what it's like when you take cannibals and add eight bit Mr. Bungle music to it. And as usual, we produce a mediocre show, with a lot of profanity ...
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spies

SPIES R US – RED EYE REPORT 041

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss spies. We get yelled at by a 75 year old, eccentric red head from South Africa. And as usual, we tell a lot of people to go fuck themselves. Outline ...
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stand up comedy

STAND UP COMEDY – RED EYE REPORT 040

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss stand up comedy. We take a look at the "New Gangsta Rap." And as usual, we embody perfection with every segue of this world-renowned show ...
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minimum wage

MINIMUM WAGE – RED EYE REPORT 039

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss the minimum wage in America. We watch a little bit of what Europeans call football. And as usual, Mistic makes a few irrelevant jokes about his weight, eats a hot dog and breathes like he's on the phone with 911 ...
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china

CHINA RISING – RED EYE REPORT 038

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we discuss China. We watch a movie that was probably written by an 11-year-old, and as usual, we listen to some incessant dolphin rape rambling from our resident dorsal fin hater, Oracle ...
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social media propaganda

SOCIAL MEDIA PROPAGANDA – RED EYE REPORT 037

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss social media propaganda. We find a gem of a movie through the Smoke, and as usual, we wait for Ashtray to get drunk enough to tell a good story ...
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totally wasted

TOTALLY WASTED – RED EYE REPORT 036

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss garbage, garbage everywhere. Plus, we're totally wasted. We learn how absolutely boring the land of blood and honey really is. And as usual, we listen to Teddy cook something during the show ...
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fetishes

FETISHES – RED EYE REPORT 035

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about fetishes. We go on a fantastic voyage with Denzel, and as always, we bring a little bit of the sexy and tell some people to fuck off ...
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RED EYE REPORT 034 – LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS, REDEYE!

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Lions, Tigers and Bears.....Oh my......We watch a movie that is both heart wrenching and equally infuriating about....well....Lions and Tigers and Bears......Oh my......And as usual, we tell a few people to go fuck themselves. Outline ...
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RED EYE REPORT 033 – ATTACK OF THE DRONES!

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Drones. We take a look at what it’s like to be the weird kid on the set and as usual, we listen to Ashtray speak really, really slowly about things. Outline ...
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RED EYE REPORT 032 – HISTORY NUGGETS VOL 1

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Histories mysteries, Red Eye style. We find out that Hellboy really exists and he’s a junkie from Harlem. And as usual, we bring some god damn sexy ...
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RED EYE REPORT 031 – GUN CONTROL

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the archaic pieces of legislation, that we Americans call gun laws. We learn how you kill a black samurai and as usual, we tell a few dumb people that we have bigger dicks than you and you can go fuck ...
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RED EYE REPORT 030 – DIRTY WARS

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss the new way to fight a war. We watch a documentary about a new way to fight a war. And as usual, we tell a few people to go fuck themselves ...
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RED EYE REPORT 029 – HIGHER EDUCATION

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss edumucation of the higher kind. We find out that cement on an open wound, isn't a very good idea. And as usual, we bring some fucking sexy ...
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RED EYE REPORT 028 – WEIRD SCIENCE

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Weird Science, we get a little glimpse of some of that hard science in the documentary Spaceballs, and as usual, we mistake Teddy for being a member of the show and not just some dude who plays video games while ...
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RED EYE REPORT 027 – VIDEO GAMES

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Video Games, we find out what a snaggletoothed motherfucker looks like, and as usual, we bring some sexy ...
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RED EYE REPORT 026 – BLACK MONEY

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss black money, tell a few people to go fuck themselves, bring some sexy and do it all for Hondo ...
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RED EYE REPORT 025 – SPORTS SCANDALS

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss some scandals of the sporting nature. We live it up with a band called Death. And as usual, Oracle says something stupid ...
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RED EYE REPORT 024 – BIOTECH

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Biotechnology, We check out how Kurt Russell handles the cast of Mortal Kombat and we bring so much of the sexy that the god damn polar vortex just can’t keep up ...
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RED EYE REPORT 023 – BIG PHARMA

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Big Pharma, find out what really happened to the Third Reich and, as usual, we wave our middle finger at the world around us ...
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RED EYE REPORT – COMMERCIALS 2013

2013 was a hell of year with a lot of good laughs. This episode is a collection of our commercials from this past year. We even have an animated version of the "Out of this World" commercial below. Let us know what you think. We can't wait to see where ...
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RED EYE REPORT 021 – NEW SPACE RACE

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss the Space Race. We watch an independent Irish movie called Grabbers and as usual, we make fun of dumb people ...
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RED EYE REPORT 020 – KNOCKOUT GAMES

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss kids doing some fucked up shit all over the world. We watch a movie by Bobcat Goldthwait called “God Bless America", and as usual, we bring a little bit of the sexy ...
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RED EYE REPORT 019 – ESP

In this episode of the RED EYE REPORT, we discuss ESP (Extra Sensory Perception). We watch Collin Farrell's best performance since…er….ever, we believe. And as usual, we tell a few people to go fuck themselves ...
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RED EYE REPORT 018 – BAD PARENTS

In this episode of the RED EYE REPORT we discuss all things Bad parenting. We feast our eyes on a Brazilian that can drive, and as usual we tell a few people to go fuck themselves ...
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RED EYE REPORT 017 – PIRATES

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Pirates, Rrrrrrr…………….Gerard Butler lets us know, that THIS…IS…..D.C. and as usual, we bring a shit ton of the sexy ...
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RED EYE REPORT 016 – DRUGS

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss drugs in all their glory. We watch a movie that most of us can’t pronounce. And…as usual, we bring a little bit of the sexy ...
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RED EYE REPORT 015 – BITCOINS

In This Episode Of The Red Eye Report, We Discuss Bitcoins And Virtual Currencies. We Hit “The Road” Again And As Usual, We Tell Some People To Go Fuck Themselves ...
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RED EYE REPORT 014 – BUSINESS OF DEATH

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Business of Death. We see what Jason Statham has cooking, tap some melons, buy some cheap drugs, and watch a big Russian dig out. And of course, we tell more than a few people to go fuck themselves ...
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RED EYE REPORT 013 – POLICE

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Police forces in the United States. We get enlightened on how nosey and annoying seventy-year-olds were in the sixties. And as usual, we tell a few people to go fuck themselves ...
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RED EYE REPORT 012 – PRISON

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss the American Prison system. We learn about the atrocities of bottled water and as usual, tell a few people to go fuck themselves ...
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RED EYE REPORT 011 – SUPERHUMAN

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we talk about Superhumans. We watch the middle movie in a trilogy and as usual bring a little bit of the sexy ...
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RED EYE REPORT 010 – ADDICTION

In this week’s episode we discuss Addiction. We judge the remake of a horrible movie. And we also bring a little bit of the sexy ...
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RED EYE REPORT 009 – AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about the foreign policy of the United States. We find out what Hollywood thinks a Warrior is. And as always, we tell a few people to go fuck themselves ...
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RED EYE REPORT 008 – MUSIC

This episode is about the degradation of music. We talk about the inner workings of the music industry, and look at how today's bands are using today's technology to innovate the way that they do business. We get a sneak peak at the best music compilation known to man or ...
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RED EYE REPORT 007 – MONSANTO

This episode is all about the evils of Monsanto. We also get a good look at some southern cuisine, with the newest Wendy-lynn's commercial. And we review "The Good, The Bad, The Weird" ...
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RED EYE REPORT 006 – BIG BROTHER

This episode is all about surveillance, NSA or otherwise. We do try to break our minds with the film "Primer" and watch some Russian car crashes ...
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RED EYE REPORT 005 – DRAMA

This episode is all about Drama. How it's used in the media to manipulate the sheep, among other things. We discuss "Park Avenue", a documentary, in the Netflix movie review ...
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RED EYE REPORT 004 – POT

This episode is about the legalization of Marijuana. We discuss "The Fourth Kind" as the Netflix movie review ...
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RED EYE REPORT 003 – UNEXPLAINED PHENOMENON

This is an episode about different unexplained things from around the world. The Netflix movie review is Valhalla Rising ...
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RED EYE REPORT 002 – SUPERNATURAL

This is an episode about all things Supernatural. We also review the move "The Crow". Love it, Live it and if you're listening, comment about it ...
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RED EYE REPORT 001 – HUMAN BRAIN PROJECT

Inaugural episode of The Red Eye Report. We take a look at artificial intelligence, sexbots, and the Human Brain Project. We also review "13 Assassins." ...
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